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Old 02-06-2013, 10:25 PM   #201
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Or did they?











Yup, on further inspection, they totally did.
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Old 02-11-2013, 03:58 PM   #202
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As a bright light appeared...
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:38 PM   #203
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everyone realised it was just Deadpool jizzing again...........
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:02 PM   #204
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Deadpool had ejaculated to early and the harem of women he was supposed to pleasure decided he needed to learn self control. So they caged his manhood and made him dress as a woman and have sex with a man who has self control.
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Old 03-18-2013, 08:57 PM   #205
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as the torture finally ended...
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Old 03-18-2013, 09:29 PM   #206
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they decided to release Deadpool, but first......... they cut his manhood off!
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Old 04-10-2013, 09:59 PM   #207
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so Deadpool decided to just have a sex change again, and then gave Lantern A-Train the number of the hospital he used so he could get one too...........

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Old 04-10-2013, 11:52 PM   #208
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But Something went wrong during their procedures and they swapped minds!
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Old 04-11-2013, 12:37 AM   #209
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But then their brains died.
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Old 04-11-2013, 06:51 PM   #210
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because Deadpool's body was to stupid to sustain A-Train's mind, and A-Train's body was too gay for Deadpool's mind to cope with.........

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Old 04-11-2013, 10:13 PM   #211
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Then, Naysay comes in, kills the thread and Deadpool revives it somehow. Wash, rinse, repeat...
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Old 04-12-2013, 04:05 AM   #212
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as a new evil presence emerges to destroy all weak-minded entities...
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Old 04-12-2013, 10:37 AM   #213
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Turns out everything with a mind is weak minded.
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:36 PM   #214
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But this is easily remedied by drinking whiskey mixed with mentos and spearmint gum.
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:40 PM   #215
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90% of the population choked to death on the gum though. 1/10th of 1% of the remaining 10% gained powers that were not quite super.
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Old 04-12-2013, 04:31 PM   #216
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then Deadpool spanks Hybrid Lantern on the bottom for keep making large amounts of the population die for no reason other than stupid ones, and then hires Deadshot to assassinate Lantern A-Train so he can never harm this thread!
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:26 PM   #217
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Later, at the exact moment Deashot pulls the trigger he realizes hi is aiming the barrel at himself and blew his own brains out!
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Old 04-12-2013, 11:21 PM   #218
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Deadpool thought he spanked Hybrid Lantern turns out it was a donkey that then kicked Deadpool in a very sensitive place.
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Old 04-13-2013, 10:45 AM   #219
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then the donkey raped Deadpool, but Christopher Reeves went up and said "it's not rape if you like it", and all the children on Jimmy Salvile's basement laughed which momentarily took the focus off the fact they had been violated, and Deadpool felt so much pitty for them, he played along...............
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