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Before the internet, this is how folks in the 80's watch porn.
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Lol why does this thread exist?
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lol whut?
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I popped in here thinking, 'oh shit, better move this to Qward quick', only to find...scrambled gifs? How odd a choice for a thread.
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DP is totally right, though. If I were lucky enough to be staying at someone's house who had cable (but didn't pay for the pron channels), this is what you were left with as a consolation prize. Every 10 seconds, the screen would go normal for 2 to 3 seconds tops, then back to scramble city (haha, tf fans will get that). You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.
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You must have not grown up in the 80's.
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The only time I watched porn in the 80's was when someone (who will remain nameless) swiped VHS tapes from a family member's stash and brought them over, although I do remember the pixelated, late night screens filled with the harmonic sounds of female moaning and bad music.
I never really watched porn until I turned 18, and was allowed to peek behind the red curtain at the local video store. It was like a new world had opened up, kind of like when Dorothy stepped out of the house and into the land of Oz for the first time. There were organized tape cases with female body parts displayed and exposed like I've never seen before. In addition, there were two televisions with a cacophony of sounds; moaning, gasping and horrible, "boom-chika-wow-wow" music filled the little room. One of the first tapes I picked up was "Deep Throat." And the rest is history. ![]()
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I picture Sylent discovering the porn section like when the kids finally get into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, running around crazy in this wonderful world of wonder.
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Oh, I did! Many was the load carefully spilled to the cruel scrambled channel! I made it an artform until my buddies and I concocted a way to get vhs tapes to make the rounds. I had towels that could double as scarecrows!
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If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
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Yo.
I remember doing "the trick" back then to watch the Playboy channel late @ nite when my dad was asleep.......volume turned down LOOOOOOOOOW......and worried Id get into trouble for breaking that damned remote control (as it is, the "0" was the most worn out button on the thing, and Im glad he ever figured out why.) ![]() Tazer |
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You guys remember the name of the first official pron vid you watched? Mine was "Blazing Mattresses" which I believe was one of the many sequels to "Debbie Does Dallas." Just for nostalgia, I would love to see it again. Many a memorable scene.
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I remember my first porn movie and scene, which I found in my dad's closet. The movie was Talk Dirty To Me 2 starring the lovely Bridgette Monet and John Leslie. Still one of my favorite skin flicks.
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The movie that made me stop and pay attention was Deep Throat II featuring the incredible Aja and Peter North. I had never seen bodily fluid used as a projectile like that before... or such massive quantities. LOL.
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Holy shit, I remember that one! That movie turn Aja into a fave of me and half my buddies. We copied that tape and it made the rounds with our circle of friends for years. The shot North gives Aja at the end was great with the editing to copy the fireworks and magic of the first film. Best scene in the movie.
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I don't remember how old I was but a friend brought an Amiga floppy disk full of porn pics.
Back in the days you could do a lot with just 1 MB of storage (1,44 MB high density floppy disks came much later). |
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