Hookers & Pictionary

[IonFan]

vacation time that is, with any luck me and my girl well have one h@ll of a weekend at the lake, if you know what i mean ()

if she doesn't steal my kidneys i should be back Sunday with pics, if she does well you were right and i was wrong........... hope your happy ()

sadly cause we have some @$$es here who like to make fun of her and call her names there will be no pics of her (well maybe one edited one), just pics of me (tople$$)

hope to see ya'll sunday, and if not i just want ya'll to know i love you all very much (no homo)

sidnote: MODs please don't close this til after i post the pics

dabble sidenote: post #16,200

[Mister Ed]

Originally Posted by IonFan

if she doesn't steal my kidneys i should be back Sunday with pics, if she does well you were right and i was wrong........... hope your happy ()

Seeing that nobody predicted a kidney theft, I think outcomes less severe might STILL leave us thinking we were right.

My main "prediction" would be that it seems rather sad to pay to bring a prostitute with you on vacation, when she has already made it clear that she will never be anything more than that to you, whatever your personal feelings. It seems sad that you felt like you couldn't possibly enjoy a vacation at the lake on your own, so you felt the choices were vacation with the prostitute or cancel it and stay home.

Since my only "predictions" about your vacation lie in my personal feelings about your predicament, I feel pretty safe in saying that they will "come true" no matter what happens, unless you ditch her and go enjoy yourself alone.

[Frank Castle]

Your post is demented.

with any luck me and my girl

You still believe it don't you?

I look forward to returning to this thread in the future where Deadpool and Robinson have destroyed you once again. Which you do to yourself over and over again with these threads.

[Dr. Naysay]

IonFan is the car accident I can't look away from even tho I know I'll forever be haunted by the horrifying images of twisted human wreckage.

[Hypo]

Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay

IonFan is the car accident I can't look away from even tho I know I'll forever be haunted by the horrifying images of twisted human wreckage.

+1.

[Fearless]

Oh, so now we're just your friends in sarcastic air quotes?! THAT'S ALL WE MEAN TO YOU?!?!?!?! WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!

[JohnnyV]

I will be very distraught if this trip ends with anything less than you losing a kidney.

[Hypo]

I could use a kidney.

[Mister.Weirdo]

Good luck, you're gonna need it.

[Zander Yurami]

How much she charging you this time?

Her pimp must love you

[Space Cop]

Did anybody else hear Sinatra singing "My Way" when they read this thread's title?

[Or Sid Vicious for the punks among you.]

[Robinson]

Originally Posted by Zander Yurami

How much she charging you this time?

Her pimp must love you

I heard the pimp gets to go too.

[RPMXLII]

Originally Posted by Space Cop

Did anybody else hear Sinatra singing "My Way" when they read this thread's title?

[Or Sid Vicious for the punks among you.]

Or Lionel Richie singing All Night Long.

[Space Cop]

Originally Posted by Robinson

I heard the pimp gets to go too.

And his kids.

[Robinson]

Well they are ion's neph.........oh wait can't say that.

[Mister Ed]

Originally Posted by Robinson

I heard the pimp gets to go too.

Originally Posted by Space Cop

And his kids.

Which are also HER kids.

[Sylent_Asassin]

Originally Posted by Robinson

I heard the pimp gets to go too.

Originally Posted by Space Cop

And his kids.

Originally Posted by Mister Ed

Which are also HER kids.

All on Ion's dime.

[Michael Heide]

Originally Posted by Space Cop

Did anybody else hear Sinatra singing "My Way" when they read this thread's title?

[Or Sid Vicious for the punks among you.]

*raises hand*

Sid.

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay

IonFan is the car accident I can't look away from even tho I know I'll forever be haunted by the horrifying images of twisted human wreckage.

Originally Posted by Hypo

+1.

+2

I know Ion can't see this as he's blocked me, but the rest of you, is he really doing this? Is he really taking a prostitute on holiday?


Can't wait to hear what happens.

[Michael Heide]

Originally Posted by Deadpool

+2

I know Ion can't see this as he's blocked me, but the rest of you, is he really doing this? Is he really taking a prostitute on holiday?

I have no idea if it's really happening, but that is what he claims.

["Chosen"]

I'm glad I've never been that desperate for sex.

[Deadpool]

I'll laugh if he's just taking a blow up doll with him.

Same here, when I get desperate, I just "play with myself" and fill my time with online games and forums.

["Chosen"]

Originally Posted by Deadpool

Same here, when I get desperate, I just "play with myself" and fill my time with online games and forums.

[JohnnyV]

Well, let's be honest. Did we think he was doing anything else?

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by chosenone85

Brilliant! You actually made that just for me! Cute.