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Old 05-17-2013, 09:56 PM   #26
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Well, let's be honest. Did we think he was doing anything else?
Writing an entire novel? Building an oak table? Calving some nice wooden chairs?
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Ohhhhhhh, what's the novel about?
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This isn't a joke thread?
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You really don't want to know.

(For the record a couple of years ago I actually did start writing a couple of books. They were disgusting. Pictures and all. (・へ・)

Also made comic books when I was a kiddy)
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This isn't a joke thread?
Unfortunately not. Then again, I can't wait to see how this ends.
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But I really do. This thread has run its course, the least you could do is share your novel idea. How far are you into it?
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But I really do. This thread has run its course, the least you could do is share your novel idea. How far are you into it?
So they're both adult mockery's of the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" novels. The first one I did was "Diary of a Horny kid" which was basically this horny 12 or something year old who is always wanking over porn and beating and raping other people, although I can't remember if he actually did it or just imagined it. I drew the cocks and everything. For some reason, I also made the balls really hairy. The second book is "Diary of a Retarded Kid" which is a really stupid kid about 10-12. He isn't really retarded, he's just really dumb and childlike inspired by this idiot I know. The books is basically him being bullied because he keeps doing sexually embarrassing things like when he was nervous on his first day at the new school, a peer told him "whipping your cock out makes you feel better" so he does it and everyone laughs at it as it's so small and he only has one pube. Although he is so dumb, he does not even know this is a bad thing. His best friend is called Ian Beale who is the name of a TV soap character. Then the rest of the book is him in his lessons getting raped in the showers by "Mr Baker" the PE teacher Things like "First lesson was PE and Mr Baker made us shower naked while sucking his willy" Then as the book progresses, it says "he made a fun game of it. The aim of the game is to suck as many willies as possible. I was very good" and they do other games like chase each other naked through the showers. The funny thing about him is he does not really know there is something wrong with it, he just thinks it's slightly weird like what I presume a lot of young children would if they were put in the situation, just to a more extreme standard. Yet again the book includes drawings of willies and boobies! I drew vaginas really hairy. If you read it and saw the images, it would seem a lot more shocking, especially seeing it's styled as a children's book or diary, and the drawings are pretty bad and are just stickmen. I've shown people at my collage it and they want it published. It's fuckin' sick though!
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Oh and by the way, I'm only like ten pages through each book.
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So they're both adult mockery's of the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" novels. The first one I did was "Diary of a Horny kid" which was basically this horny 12 or something year old who is always wanking over porn and beating and raping other people, although I can't remember if he actually did it or just imagined it. I drew the cocks and everything. For some reason, I also made the balls really hairy. The second book is "Diary of a Retarded Kid" which is a really stupid kid about 10-12. He isn't really retarded, he's just really dumb and childlike inspired by this idiot I know. The books is basically him being bullied because he keeps doing sexually embarrassing things like when he was nervous on his first day at the new school, a peer told him "whipping your cock out makes you feel better" so he does it and everyone laughs at it as it's so small and he only has one pube. Although he is so dumb, he does not even know this is a bad thing. His best friend is called Ian Beale who is the name of a TV soap character. Then the rest of the book is him in his lessons getting raped in the showers by "Mr Baker" the PE teacher Things like "First lesson was PE and Mr Baker made us shower naked while sucking his willy" Then as the book progresses, it says "he made a fun game of it. The aim of the game is to suck as many willies as possible. I was very good" and they do other games like chase each other naked through the showers. The funny thing about him is he does not really know there is something wrong with it, he just thinks it's slightly weird like what I presume a lot of young children would if they were put in the situation, just to a more extreme standard. Yet again the book includes drawings of willies and boobies! I drew vaginas really hairy. If you read it and saw the images, it would seem a lot more shocking, especially seeing it's styled as a children's book or diary, and the drawings are pretty bad and are just stickmen. I've shown people at my collage it and they want it published. It's fuckin' sick though!
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So they're both adult mockery's of the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" novels. The first one I did was "Diary of a Horny kid" which was basically this horny 12 or something year old who is always wanking over porn and beating and raping other people, although I can't remember if he actually did it or just imagined it. I drew the cocks and everything. For some reason, I also made the balls really hairy. The second book is "Diary of a Retarded Kid" which is a really stupid kid about 10-12. He isn't really retarded, he's just really dumb and childlike inspired by this idiot I know. The books is basically him being bullied because he keeps doing sexually embarrassing things like when he was nervous on his first day at the new school, a peer told him "whipping your cock out makes you feel better" so he does it and everyone laughs at it as it's so small and he only has one pube. Although he is so dumb, he does not even know this is a bad thing. His best friend is called Ian Beale who is the name of a TV soap character. Then the rest of the book is him in his lessons getting raped in the showers by "Mr Baker" the PE teacher Things like "First lesson was PE and Mr Baker made us shower naked while sucking his willy" Then as the book progresses, it says "he made a fun game of it. The aim of the game is to suck as many willies as possible. I was very good" and they do other games like chase each other naked through the showers. The funny thing about him is he does not really know there is something wrong with it, he just thinks it's slightly weird like what I presume a lot of young children would if they were put in the situation, just to a more extreme standard. Yet again the book includes drawings of willies and boobies! I drew vaginas really hairy. If you read it and saw the images, it would seem a lot more shocking, especially seeing it's styled as a children's book or diary, and the drawings are pretty bad and are just stickmen. I've shown people at my collage it and they want it published. It's fuckin' sick though!


Well, ya know, stick with it. Keep drawing those cocks!

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While thank you youngling. I really don't want to look at that video.
Everything I just read about your novels is about 10x worse than anything in that video. Who knows, might give you some inspiration!
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I also have another idea for a Diary inspired book called FBI (Federal Boob Inspector) where these two fat guys just go around to random houses and say they're from the federal boob inspection agency and they need to view hot women's tits. Usually they get the door slammed in their face, although usually the ones who show their tits are all fat desperate women. Although "fit" women also show tits as they're so stupid. Some even get screwed. A lot of the book would also contain imaginary scenes where busty women get naked for these two fat fuckers. Maybe the diary would be a log instead as a diary would be more of a kid thing.

Another idea for a diary book would be this posh toff who basically writes down how rich he is and how badly he treats mankind, basically a piss take of rich people and the government, or how about "Diary of a Serial Killer"? Would contain fucked up shit like dead animals and people, cut outs of hot people, bla bla bla.
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lol. Only 10X worse? I need to work harder.
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Well, to be "fair" to Deadpool, Kurt Vonnegut wrote about pupes and I can think of at least three works considered classic that have a significant masturbation scene in it.

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They did a joke like that (without showing it) on The Simpsons. Or maybe Family Guy.
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It actually did give me some inspiration.
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They did a joke like that (without showing it) on The Simpsons. Or maybe Family Guy.
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Sorry your Pretty Woman scenario didn't work out. Are you still going? Do you know how to have fun one week without hookers?
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That's it. I've had enough.

I call bullshit/shenanigans.

I'm challenging the entire board here: the Ionfan account is a joke. Plain and simple. There is no real person behind "Ionfan" and it was a joke created to liven up the board in times of boredom. I'm willing to bet that this joke account was created for the sole purpose of humor and nothing more.

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1. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is this.....stupid. And if they are, chances are good they are living in a backwater shack in the Everglades with no electricity, let alone the ability to operate any kind of technology.

2. Most men who have hookers keep it to themselves and don't go parading around in public (internet or otherwise) claiming they have one.

3. Speaking in generalities, most men have enough intelligence to know the difference between prostitution and love. And those that can't tell the difference do not have the mental capacity to operate a computer, let alone navigate the internet.

4. Since I've been on this forum, the Ionfan account has done more trolling than those living under a bridge. This in itself would have gotten a real person kicked out of the forum, yet Ionfan is still here.

5. Proposing to a hooker, or some such equally indignant thing. PLEASE.

6. First grade use of vocabulary and punctuation. You can get on the internet, but you are an adult and don't know the difference between "their" and "they're"? Occasional mistakes aside, it is just too much of a coincidence.

So, I challenge the person/persons behind the Ionfan account to man up and come clean. The joke has gone on long enough.
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I call bullshit/shenanigans.

I'm challenging the entire board here: the Ionfan account is a joke. Plain and simple. There is no real person behind "Ionfan" and it was a joke created to liven up the board in times of boredom. I'm willing to bet that this joke account was created for the sole purpose of humor and nothing more.

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1. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is this.....stupid. And if they are, chances are good they are living in a backwater shack in the Everglades with no electricity, let alone the ability to operate any kind of technology.

2. Most men who have hookers keep it to themselves and don't go parading around in public (internet or otherwise) claiming they have one.

3. Speaking in generalities, most men have enough intelligence to know the difference between prostitution and love. And those that can't tell the difference do not have the mental capacity to operate a computer, let alone navigate the internet.

4. Since I've been on this forum, the Ionfan account has done more trolling than those living under a bridge. This in itself would have gotten a real person kicked out of the forum, yet Ionfan is still here.

5. Proposing to a hooker, or some such equally indignant thing. PLEASE.

6. First grade use of vocabulary and punctuation. You can get on the internet, but you are an adult and don't know the difference between "their" and "they're"? Occasional mistakes aside, it is just too much of a coincidence.

So, I challenge the person/persons behind the Ionfan account to man up and come clean. The joke has gone on long enough.
I have watched silently as this Ionfan/prostitute situation has played out and I must say that this does seem like a worth while theory. At the same time, I can see someone being this delusional. It really is a toss up. I hope it is fake because then I will won't have to lose any more faith in humanity.
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