Going to see Splice...

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HOLY CRAP!!! SPLICE IS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!

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Do tell.

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Wow you were gone? didnt even miss ya

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Wow you were gone? didnt even miss ya

Quoted for truth.

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Tell meh about teh moooovie.

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no wait tellus how we survived without u here

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... try to have fun without me online!

So how was it? From the commercials, it looks like a remix of Species and Aliens. Either way, it's probably something we've all seen before in a previous alien-type flick.

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Do tell.

Okay.

Tell meh about teh moooovie.

I'm getting there.

So how was it? From the commercials, it looks like a remix of Species and Aliens. Either way, it's probably something we've all seen before in a previous alien-type flick.

The commercials sell it as a horrow along the lines of Species and Aliens... the truth is much different.

Bluntly: the movie was slow, stupid, non-eventful, predictable, and absolutely HYSTERICAL!

Its so bad its funny sort of situation here. This movie was so unintentionally funny that it was just really sad in retrospect. And the real kicker... the whole thing is being sold as a horror movie and only the last 15 minutes of the film (after the penultimate "one twist too many") plays out as such... everything else is more of a deranged parental drama, full of mommy issues and a horny daddy.

Bottom line: its worth a laugh, but you'll never want to see it again.

EPIC FAIL OF THE YEAR

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Okay.



I'm getting there.



The commercials sell it as a horrow along the lines of Species and Aliens... the truth is much different.

Bluntly: the movie was slow, stupid, non-eventful, predictable, and absolutely HYSTERICAL!

Its so bad its funny sort of situation here. This movie was so unintentionally funny that it was just really sad in retrospect. And the real kicker... the whole thing is being sold as a horror movie and only the last 15 minutes of the film (after the penultimate "one twist too many") plays out as such... everything else is more of a deranged parental drama, full of mommy issues and a horny daddy.

Bottom line: its worth a laugh, but you'll never want to see it again.

EPIC FAIL OF THE YEAR

Sounds about right.

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Bluntly: the movie was slow, stupid, non-eventful, predictable, and absolutely HYSTERICAL!

Its so bad its funny sort of situation here. This movie was so unintentionally funny that it was just really sad in retrospect. And the real kicker... the whole thing is being sold as a horror movie and only the last 15 minutes of the film (after the penultimate "one twist too many") plays out as such... everything else is more of a deranged parental drama, full of mommy issues and a horny daddy.

Bottom line: its worth a laugh, but you'll never want to see it again.

EPIC FAIL OF THE YEAR

So don't see this movie?

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i think that is what he was sayin

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So don't see this movie?

i think that is what he was sayin

Pretty much... unless you don't have to pay for it... then, like I said, its worth a laugh.

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Pretty much... unless you don't have to pay for it... then, like I said, its worth a laugh.

Sounds like it's barely worth a Netflix viewing. Good thing I turned down the girl selling it on DVD in the Food 4 Less parking lot.

Girl: Hey buddy! I'm selling some DVD's that are still in the theaters.
Me: Um....
Girl: I got Splice and Clash of the Titans and...
Me: Stop right there! No thanks.

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Too bad she didn't have the Batman parody.