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"Gentlemen and Jimmy Spencer, start your engines!"

-- A NASCAR track announcer in reference to an accident that Spencer's reckless driving had caused in a previous race.

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"An enemy of those who make him an enemy, and a friend of those who have no friends. Yes sir, that's Boston Blackie. And he's quite a guy."

-- Intro of the Boston Blackie television series

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"Sir, we've got three new men."

-- From many Three Stooges shorts.

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"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." - Walt Disney.

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"When someone says 'trust me,' don't do it."

-- I don't know who said that, but it's a good one.

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"No matter what happens, there will be lots of people who knew all along that it would."

-- Unknown

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"If you see a situation you can't understand, then consider the financial angle."

-- Unknown

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For St. Andrews Day, I'll do a Robert Burns quote:

Then let us pray that come it may,
(As come it will for a' that,)
That Sense and Worth, o'er a' the earth,
Shall bear the gree, an' a' that.
For a' that, an' a' that,
It's coming yet for a' that,
That Man to Man, the world o'er,
Shall brothers be for a' that.

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"i bet Mick Foley is grinning from ear to ear about this. Oh wait, he can't do that. He's only got one ear."

-- Jerry "The King" Lawler, referring to Foley having an ear ripped off in a wrestling match in 1994.

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"It's the Mae West of wrestling."

-- Roddy Piper, as Ric Flair came out to ringside.

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Elton John called Madonna a "fairground stripper."

I thought that was hilarious. Especially since gay males have always been her biggest boosters.

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Elton John called Madonna a "fairground stripper."

Was he being serious?

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Was he being serious?

Yes he was. He was complaining about the dismissive way she treated Lady Gaga.

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"If I were so mentally unhealthy that I couldn't even imagine holding a job, and if I were getting a disability check from the government, then I wouldn't be overly confident about my judgment. But maybe that's just me."

-- Trey Strain

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"Rick Steiner won a letter in football in high school, and somebody had to read it to him."

-- Jim Cornette