Weird News - Page 99

Tazer · 10-25-2019, 10:58 PM

Yo.

https://www.boston.com/news/health/2...h-brewing-beer

Quote:

He was acting drunk but swore he was sober. Turns out his stomach was brewing its own beer.

Tazer

Mister Ed · 10-26-2019, 02:06 PM

I saw an episode of "Doc Martin" where that was happening to some guy. Interesting to have confirmation that it is a real thing.

Tazer · 10-29-2019, 10:50 PM

Yo.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...entally-served

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Funeral in Germany ends on a high as hash cake accidentally served

Investigation reveals restaurant employee’s teenage daughter baked cannabis sweet for separate occasion

Tazer

Agent Purple · 11-08-2019, 09:46 PM

Kanye West wants to run for President in 2024, and maybe change his name too

Tazer · 11-12-2019, 10:15 PM

Yo.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/l...564585101.html

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A Bucket of Hot Diarrhea Was Randomly Poured on a Woman by a Homeless Man

"It was liquid. Hot liquid," she said. "I was soaked. And it was coming off my eyelashes, into my eyes."

x1000

Tazer

Trey Strain · 11-13-2019, 04:26 PM

I bet dust flies out of his penis.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/...HYC?li=BBnbcA0

Mister Ed · 11-13-2019, 04:50 PM

That was your reaction to that story? Really? I don't see anything particularly weird about that story at all. Sure, the age difference is a bit large, but when they are both senior citizens does that really matter? Especially since he seemed to be in better health than her when they met.

Trey Strain · 11-13-2019, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Ed

That was your reaction to that story? Really? I don't see anything particularly weird about that story at all. Sure, the age difference is a bit large, but when they are both senior citizens does that really matter? Especially since he seemed to be in better health than her when they met.

From the man's point of view, who in the hell would even bother to get married at age 90? He wasn't supposed to be alive then. If I even make it to 75, I'll be fully prepared to kick off. I certainly won't be thinking about women.

Besides that, a lot of younger women marry old geezers like that because they're befuddled and have money. Marriages like that should always be viewed skeptically.

Yeah, I know. Everybody has an uncle who is 92 and still a wizard at chess. That doesn't mean this was a good idea, any more than people who are over 70 and still clinging to political office is a good idea.

Mister Ed · 11-13-2019, 05:59 PM

Unlike you, I don't pretend to know exactly what I'll be thinking when I reach that age. I do in fact HOPE to be married at that age, though, to the same person I'm married to now, and not just out of sheer inertia, but because I love her. Since I'm convinced that someone that age can still feel genuine love for somebody, and want to BE married to them, I'm not prepared to state, categorically, that somebody that age couldn't fall in love and want to GET married.

I grant that skepticism can be warranted, but I didn't see anything in that story that would feed that level of skepticism, so absent any compelling evidence of gold-digging and shady motives, I'm not willing to assume them.

Perhaps I'm just more optimistic than you when it comes to people's ability to love at any age.

Trey Strain · 11-13-2019, 06:30 PM

When he dies, you can expect a court fight over his estate, because the old fool will probably leave every penny to her.

Space Cop · 11-13-2019, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Ed

Unlike you, I don't pretend to know exactly what I'll be thinking when I reach that age... I grant that skepticism can be warranted, but I didn't see anything in that story that would feed that level of skepticism, so absent any compelling evidence of gold-digging and shady motives, I'm not willing to assume them.

Perhaps I'm just more optimistic than you when it comes to people's ability to love at any age.

Agreed. And it really doesn't have to be anything sexual. Some people just can't live alone. I have some family who are like that. My uncle was married for years and when his wife died he was married again within a year. I have a great uncle like that too. I don't imagine they'll feel differently when they're 90 if they still have their faculties. If anything, companionship might become more critical to a person at that age.

Trey Strain · 11-13-2019, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Space Cop

Agreed. And it really doesn't have to be anything sexual. Some people just can't live alone. I have some family who are like that. My uncle was married for years and when his wife died he was married again within a year. I have a great uncle like that too. I don't imagine they'll feel differently when they're 90 if they still have their faculties. If anything, companionship might become more critical to a person at that age.

That's not the point, guys. She's after the old goat's money. And you've seen that movie many times.

Tazer · 11-15-2019, 06:43 PM

Yo.

https://www.nbc12.com/2019/11/15/she...home-invasion/

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Sheriff: Man makes large bank withdrawal, gets robbed by his teller in home invasion

Authorities say the 78-year-old victim was injured in the robbery.

Tazer

Trey Strain · 11-15-2019, 06:54 PM

I'm not blaming the victim, but there's really no need to carry large amounts of cash any more. I rarely keep more than $20 on me.

Bob Sachs · 11-16-2019, 06:46 AM

Here's something ya don't read about everyday thankfully

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/can...-past-7-years/

Space Cop · 11-16-2019, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bOB spelled backwards

Here's something ya don't read about everyday thankfully

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/can...-past-7-years/

Well since the banner for World News Daily Report actually says “Where facts don’t matter,” I’m going to go ahead and call actual fake news on that one.

Trey Strain · 11-22-2019, 08:43 PM

How many things are weird about this? I stopped counting at 71 years old.

https://wtop.com/trending-now/2019/1...led-goat-guts/

Space Cop · 11-23-2019, 02:52 PM

Ends well, but I wasn't sure if it counted as "Better Side" per se:

Daughter's 911 call for pizza was actually a domestic violence report. The dispatcher knew.

Trey Strain · 11-26-2019, 09:21 PM

Well, this is one for Ripley.

http://www.faceofmalawi.com/2019/11/...e-love-affair/

Trey Strain · 11-28-2019, 04:19 PM

Butt sunning?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ming-life.html

Agent Purple · 11-28-2019, 04:42 PM

Not weird, but unusual and funny:

Cops ask for thoughts and prayers following Krispy Kreme spill

Trey Strain · 11-28-2019, 08:13 PM

He and his companions allegedly "holed up" in a private room.

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/strip...887.1574971561

Space Cop · 11-28-2019, 11:08 PM

Man's body found in elderly woman's freezer could have been there for 11 years

Tazer · 12-09-2019, 10:49 PM

Yo.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/09/busin...ter/index.html

Quote:

Christmas sweater with Santa and cocaine forces Walmart to apologize

Tazer

Agent Purple · 12-10-2019, 12:10 AM

Shit, now I REALLY want to buy a cocaine T-shirt off eBay (seriously, search "cocaine shirt" and you'll get a kick out of some of the results).

10-26-2019, 02:06 PM	#2452
Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 14,746	I saw an episode of "Doc Martin" where that was happening to some guy. Interesting to have confirmation that it is a real thing. __________________

11-08-2019, 09:46 PM	#2454
Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Isengard Posts: 13,745 Blog Entries: 2	Kanye West wants to run for President in 2024, and maybe change his name too __________________ Villain Draft 3: Fourth Place Winner

11-13-2019, 04:50 PM	#2457
Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 14,746	That was your reaction to that story? Really? I don't see anything particularly weird about that story at all. Sure, the age difference is a bit large, but when they are both senior citizens does that really matter? Especially since he seemed to be in better health than her when they met. __________________

11-13-2019, 05:59 PM	#2459
Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 14,746	Unlike you, I don't pretend to know exactly what I'll be thinking when I reach that age. I do in fact HOPE to be married at that age, though, to the same person I'm married to now, and not just out of sheer inertia, but because I love her. Since I'm convinced that someone that age can still feel genuine love for somebody, and want to BE married to them, I'm not prepared to state, categorically, that somebody that age couldn't fall in love and want to GET married. I grant that skepticism can be warranted, but I didn't see anything in that story that would feed that level of skepticism, so absent any compelling evidence of gold-digging and shady motives, I'm not willing to assume them. Perhaps I'm just more optimistic than you when it comes to people's ability to love at any age. __________________ Last edited by Mister Ed; 11-13-2019 at 06:02 PM.

11-16-2019, 06:46 AM	#2465
Bob Sachs Voice of Guy Gardner Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Spa City, AR (USA) Posts: 2,782	Here's something ya don't read about everyday thankfully https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/can...-past-7-years/ __________________

11-13-2019, 04:26 PM	#2456
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,778	I bet dust flies out of his penis. https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/...HYC?li=BBnbcA0

11-13-2019, 06:30 PM	#2460
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,778	When he dies, you can expect a court fight over his estate, because the old fool will probably leave every penny to her.

11-15-2019, 06:54 PM	#2464
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,778	I'm not blaming the victim, but there's really no need to carry large amounts of cash any more. I rarely keep more than $20 on me.

11-22-2019, 08:43 PM	#2467
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,778	How many things are weird about this? I stopped counting at 71 years old. https://wtop.com/trending-now/2019/1...led-goat-guts/

11-23-2019, 02:52 PM	#2468
Space Cop The Dandy Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Third State Posts: 26,890 Blog Entries: 2	Ends well, but I wasn't sure if it counted as "Better Side" per se: Daughter's 911 call for pizza was actually a domestic violence report. The dispatcher knew. __________________ For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. —Isaiah 9:6

11-26-2019, 09:21 PM	#2469
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,778	Well, this is one for Ripley. http://www.faceofmalawi.com/2019/11/...e-love-affair/

11-28-2019, 04:19 PM	#2470
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,778	Butt sunning? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ming-life.html

11-28-2019, 04:42 PM	#2471
Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Isengard Posts: 13,745 Blog Entries: 2	Not weird, but unusual and funny: Cops ask for thoughts and prayers following Krispy Kreme spill __________________ Villain Draft 3: Fourth Place Winner

11-28-2019, 08:13 PM	#2472
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,778	He and his companions allegedly "holed up" in a private room. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/strip...887.1574971561

11-28-2019, 11:08 PM	#2473
Space Cop The Dandy Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Third State Posts: 26,890 Blog Entries: 2	Man's body found in elderly woman's freezer could have been there for 11 years __________________ For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. —Isaiah 9:6

12-10-2019, 12:10 AM	#2475
Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Isengard Posts: 13,745 Blog Entries: 2	Shit, now I REALLY want to buy a cocaine T-shirt off eBay (seriously, search "cocaine shirt" and you'll get a kick out of some of the results). __________________ Villain Draft 3: Fourth Place Winner

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