Originally posted by Jefcon 5
View Post
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Weird News: The Florida Fail Edition
Collapse
X
-
-
-
Four Florida Students Hacked A Classmate With A Machete & Buried Him Alive Before Having Sex On The Grave
four students from Florida murdered their classmate back in June in a scheme that is simply out of fiction books.3
Desiray Strickland, 18, Christian Colon, 19, Jonathan Lucas, 18, and Kaheem Arbelo, 20, planned to kill 17-year-old Jose Amaya Guardado for two weeks before finally hacking him in the face with a machete and burying him alive in the woods.8
And as if that weren't twisted enough, Desiray and Kaheem proceeded to have sex right next to the teen's shallow grave…1
The foursome were arrested over the course of a week mid-August and confessed to the premeditated murder.
ose's brothers discovered his body three days after he went missing on June 28.1
Three of the four have been charged with first-degree murder, while Christian got second-degree murder and conspiracy charges over the killing.1
Our thoughts are with Jose's friends and family at this unimaginably difficult time.
Rest in peace, Jose.
http://perezhilton.com/2015-08-20-fl...e#.VdZ2n7JViko.................................................. ..........................
Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense
Comment
-
-
Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run
Authorities in Florida are searching for an armed quadruple amputee who's reportedly been on the run since Tuesday, hoping to question him about his involvement in a double murder.
Sean Petrozzino, 30, reportedly lost his legs, hands and parts of his arms to bacterial meningitis years ago. Police say he moved in with his parents last week after separating from his wife amidst some serious financial issues.
Both of his parents were both found dead Tuesday morning after Sean's mother, Nancy Petrozzino, failed to show up for her job as a schoolteacher.
Sean Petrozzino was last seen on an ATM surveillance camera Tuesday morning. Although police say he's currently a "person of interest" and not an official suspect in the double murder, a spokesperson did caution that he's armed with a gun.
A prosthetics expert told the Orlando Sentinel you don't need a hand to shoot both your parents—just the will—as most guns can apparently be fired by the handless, "without special devices."
http://gawker.com/man-with-no-legs-a...der-1655292448
Comment
-
Florida man arrested for refusal to stop masturbating in a Burger King
http://crimefeed.com/2015/09/florida...refusing-stop/
You've got to click on the link and see this guy's mugshot. It is priceless.
Comment
-
Man arrested for hiding under tables to sniff feet in Florida
http://www.wsvn.com/story/30038341/s...sted-by-police
I seriously need to get a bumper sticker that says "I <3 Floridian Criminals" or something to that effect. God love them.
Comment
-
Originally posted by MP-05 View PostFlorida man arrested for refusal to stop masturbating in a Burger King
http://crimefeed.com/2015/09/florida...refusing-stop/
You've got to click on the link and see this guy's mugshot. It is priceless.
That's one of the BEST mugshots I've ever SEEN!!!
Comment
-
Originally posted by MP-05 View PostMan arrested for hiding under tables to sniff feet in Florida
http://www.wsvn.com/story/30038341/s...sted-by-police
I seriously need to get a bumper sticker that says "I <3 Floridian Criminals" or something to that effect. God love them.
Comment
-
Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave Skywalker View PostThese people exist...and they are OUT there!
+ YouTube Video
Comment
-
Originally posted by MP-05 View PostFlorida man arrested for refusal to stop masturbating in a Burger King
http://crimefeed.com/2015/09/florida...refusing-stop/
You've got to click on the link and see this guy's mugshot. It is priceless.
Comment
-
Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
Here's some more giggles:
Florida Man Looking For Pot Texts The Worst Number Humanly Possible
This is mostly a story in pics, so here's the link:
https://www.distractify.com/mariamsh....html?ts_pid=2
Perhaps this one got a bit too much sun, me thinks.
Comment
-
-
-
Comment