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Old 07-18-2007, 06:09 AM   #26
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Would be happy to teach you. I'm a regular instructor at the School of Hard Knocks.[/b]
Where is this school at? Will Dirillium credits be ok for monetary purposes?

Another qustion, as of the last few months a "Bizzaro Guy Gardner" Has been in my sector once every 2 weeks, handing my ass to me on a silver platter. Each time I barley defeat him, always by getting him too near a black hole. But he always escapes once every 2 weeks. Can you help me ether perma-kill him or find a way to imprison him forever? Here is a picture of him
Thanks as always; Green Lantern #0052.1
P.S Your world is strange to me, can you please explain why the cat must rip out the little girl's tongue in this cartoon? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-FQFx2CkHg

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Old 07-23-2007, 07:26 AM   #27
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Another qustion, as of the last few months a "Bizzaro Guy Gardner" Has been in my sector once every 2 weeks, handing my ass to me on a silver platter. Each time I barley defeat him, always by getting him too near a black hole. But he always escapes once every 2 weeks. Can you help me ether perma-kill him or find a way to imprison him forever? Here is a picture of him
Thanks as always; Green Lantern #0052.1
I hear he's weak to repeated punches to the face. There's only one Guy.

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Well, there's no vouching for good parenting these days.
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:18 PM   #28
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need it be my fist, or the construct of the green one ok? and what about the training?
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Old 07-27-2007, 02:19 AM   #29
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Guy, this is G'nort. You haven't returned my calls, but how are 'ya?
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Old 07-27-2007, 03:50 AM   #30
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need it be my fist, or the construct of the green one ok? and what about the training?
Either would do, or your boot in a pinch.

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Guy, this is G'nort. You haven't returned my calls, but how are 'ya?
How the hell are you, Dog Face? Last I saw of you, you were mopping up what was left of your world's people.... any luck? Still being a good Guardian lap dog, I hope.
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Old 07-27-2007, 04:03 AM   #31
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How the hell are you, Dog Face? Last I saw of you, you were mopping up what was left of your world's people.... any luck? Still being a good Guardian lap dog, I hope.
wow... That doesnt sound like the Guy I know, did you take some zanex before logging in?

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When you where a women...........



Did you "take care of yourself"
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Old 07-27-2007, 04:35 AM   #32
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Dear Guy Gardner,
Would you sign on to the "Guy Gardner" Series? Here is the titles of the movies you would be doing:
Guy Gardner and the Sorcerer's Stone
Guy Gardner and the Chamber of Secrets
Guy Gardner and the prisoner of azkaban
Guy Gardner and the Goblet of Fire
Guy Gardner and the Order of the Phoenix
Guy Gardner and the Half-Blood Prince
Guy Gardner and the deathly hallows
Heck, we even have a fourm on that right now http://www.thegreenlanterncorps.com/...read.php?t=381

Wow, the punches do work on bizzaro guy! He can barely stand them. Point is he is dead. Now I have to fight Harry-Lax, but thats cool
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:05 AM   #33
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Are you ever going to beat the crap outta batman....he's makeing you look bad......
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:18 AM   #34
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Guy Gardner, when are you going to be the star of Green Lantern? I think you're way better than Hal or Kyle.
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:48 AM   #35
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When you where a women...........

Did you "take care of yourself"
You mean my spell as "Gal" Gardner? That's between me and "Lovejoy," this Brazilian toy that Fire let me borr -- what are you talking about? Get outta here with crap questions like that!

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Would you sign on to the "Guy Gardner" Series? Here is the titles of the movies you would be doing:
No. Good luck with Bizarro Gardner, though, and keep those punches to the face coming.

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Are you ever going to beat the crap outta batman....he's makeing you look bad......
Last I checked the scorecard I still had one up on Bats. Was a full moon over Gotham, courtesy of your favorite guy...

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Guy Gardner, when are you going to be the star of Green Lantern? I think you're way better than Hal or Kyle.
Law of averages 'sez my time is coming soon! Every dog has his day... except for G'nort. Sorry.
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Guy, What the Hell actually happened to your Warrior powers, perhaps you can explain better then Geoff did.

As far as I can tell HAL came back and bitch smacked your ass back into a nobody that needs a ring. How do you feel about that. HALs Ressurection caused you to be LAME!
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:55 AM   #37
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Dear Guy Gardner
we have a problem

Please save us ; ;
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:57 AM   #38
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Guy, you know what its like to wear the Sinestro ring, REJOIN THE FORCE!!!

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Teen Lantern isn't really a problem... its outside of continuity and may help bring some noobs to the real GL series. See, you've got to look at the silver lining.
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Hi Guy,
Long time fan, first time replier...

My question is, I've been waiting for your return since the end of Warrior. I was just wondering when you actually planned on fighting anything. Having really seen much in GL or GLC.

I'm just gettin a little bored and then I see ya all chained up in GL#22. Feels like I'm watchin Superman Returns and Your starring in it...
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Old 08-16-2007, 05:18 AM   #41
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Guy, you think that poser Clone of you might get pulled into Sin's gang of idiots?
you gonna wipe the floor with him yourself or let Canary and any other old JLI gals have their shots at him?
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Old 08-18-2007, 11:16 PM   #42
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Guy, What the Hell actually happened to your Warrior powers, perhaps you can explain better then Geoff did.

As far as I can tell HAL came back and bitch smacked your ass back into a nobody that needs a ring. How do you feel about that. HALs Ressurection caused you to be LAME!
Let little Harold be the Guardians' choir boy for a while, I say. What goes around comes around......

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we have a problem

Please save us ; ;
Ugh, I'll thank my blessings I won't live to see the day.

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Guy, you know what its like to wear the Sinestro ring, REJOIN THE FORCE!!!
I don't need a yellow ring to inspire fear, bud. Though....having one for a while was kind of cool, wasn't it?

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Hi Guy,
Long time fan, first time replier...

My question is, I've been waiting for your return since the end of Warrior. I was just wondering when you actually planned on fighting anything. Having really seen much in GL or GLC.

I'm just gettin a little bored and then I see ya all chained up in GL#22. Feels like I'm watchin Superman Returns and Your starring in it...
I didn't see the two-part documentary "Guy Gardner: Collateral Damage" in your list there, kiddo! My shit-kicking has and will become legendary in the place we call the DCU.
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Let little Howard be the Guardians' choir boy for a while, I say. What goes around comes around......
What? Who's Howard? or did you mean Harold, the one who bitch smacked your Warrior powers out of you
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What? Who's Howard? or did you mean Harold, the one who bitch smacked your Warrior powers out of you
You've got a real mouth on you, you know that?
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You've got a real mouth on you, you know that?
hey I'm not the one who got bitch smacked now am I (nor did I ever have a furry little stupid sidekick with a ' in his name)
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:26 PM   #46
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Dear Guy,

Who by your estimation is the Green Lantern (currently alive) who requires the most "back-up" or simply doesn't apply themselves as much as they could, or simply just doesn't get the whole Green lantern thing all together?

Basically, who is the worst GL?

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Dear Guy,

Who by your estimation is the Green Lantern (currently alive) who requires the most "back-up" or simply doesn't apply themselves as much as they could, or simply just doesn't get the whole Green lantern thing all together?

Basically, who is the worst GL?

Thanks,

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Worst GL? G'nort is still the hairiest, mangiest worthless GL I've ever had the misfortune of having to work with.

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hey I'm not the one who got bitch smacked now am I (nor did I ever have a furry little stupid sidekick with a ' in his name)
I... eh, never got bitch-smacked. And even if I did, I've heard that Superboy Prime punched that sort of thing away.

How's the wife, by the way? I heard she's got only one leg... and folks call her "Eileen."
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I... eh, never got bitch-smacked. And even if I did, I've heard that Superboy Prime punched that sort of thing away.

How's the wife, by the way? I heard she's got only one leg... and folks call her "Eileen."
The SBP out, Guy Gardner is using the SBP Punch out ??

BTW - hows Batman, I here he knocked your lights out one time back in your JLI days

My wife is fine, though she would be much better if you pulled her wooden leg out of your ass and gave it back. But I know how much you like it
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So Guy, I was wondering what you thought of Geoff John's comparrison of You, Hal, John, and Kyle as the Four Musketeers? You know Athos, Porthos, Aramis, and d'Artagnan.

Also which Musketeer would you be (assuming you don't deny the comparrison outright)?
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Worst GL? G'nort is still the hairiest, mangiest worthless GL I've ever had the misfortune of having to work with.



I... eh, never got bitch-smacked. And even if I did, I've heard that Superboy Prime punched that sort of thing away.

How's the wife, by the way? I heard she's got only one leg... and folks call her "Eileen."
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The SBP out, Guy Gardner is using the SBP Punch out ??

BTW - hows Batman, I here he knocked your lights out one time back in your JLI days

My wife is fine, though she would be much better if you pulled her wooden leg out of your ass and gave it back. But I know how much you like it
LOL, guys!

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