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Fearless 08-06-2015 02:57 AM

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?' Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'"

-Charlie Brown

Trey Strain 08-19-2015 02:43 PM

"I'll make Ric Flair pay through the nose for that. And when Flair pays through the nose, he PAYS!"

-- Roddy Piper

Trey Strain 08-26-2015 07:33 PM

"I heard that their father, Lee Harvey Osmond, like, killed one of the presidents."

"Yeah, yeah, I heard that too."

Butt-Head and Beavis while watching a video of the singing Osmonds.

Trey Strain 09-02-2015 03:36 AM

"We goan git down, an' we goan git funky like a monkey. An' we goan do it in PUDLIC, eef you weel."

-- Dusty Rhodes

Trey Strain 09-02-2015 12:59 PM

"And if we ain't got no monkey, we goan get funky anyway."

-- Dusty Rhodes

Trey Strain 09-09-2015 02:35 PM

"I'd be willing to be choked a few times to have him on my team."

-- Seattle Supersonics head coach George Karl, in reaction to Golden State Warriors player Latrell Sprewell's choking his coach, P.J. Carlesimo, on the sidelines during a game.

Jeff 09-28-2015 09:55 PM

"What a man does for pay is of little significance. What he is, as a sensitive instrument responsive to the world's beauty, is everything!"
—HPL in a letter to Maurice W. Moe, January 1929
(Photograph is Lovecraft and Moe, July 18/19, 1936.)

Trey Strain 09-29-2015 07:17 PM

"Space Mountain is the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the longest line!"

-- Ric Flair, likening his penis to the Disney attraction.

Jeff 10-07-2015 03:47 AM

“Are you okay?” he asked, fighting down the urge to give her a hug.

Her eyes went wide and she gave an involuntary headshake. “Me? What are you talking about? You almost got eaten twice and you’re asking about me?”

Max Hawthorne, Kronos Rising

Trey Strain 11-10-2015 01:37 PM

"Be a man and get a Rolls-Royce!"

-- Ric Flair to Dusty Rhodes

Trey Strain 12-25-2015 10:54 AM

"Howyfield got a widdle nick on his eah. Whut's da pwobwem?'

-- Mike Tyson

Trey Strain 12-26-2015 05:29 PM

"Only assholes hate fruitcake."

-- Trey Strain

(Let the outrage commence!)

Space Cop 12-26-2015 08:21 PM

I'm really picky with desserts. Although I like most fruit and I like some nuts, I hate either in a dessert, which makes fruit cake absolutely unappealing. Make of that what you will.

I'm more of a salty snack fan anyway.

Jeff 12-27-2015 05:36 PM

"I knew you had potential, lad."

Kup to Rodimus Prime after saving the universe from Unicron in The Transformers: The Movie.

Space Cop 12-27-2015 08:28 PM

"That makes no sense and so do I."

―Daffy Duck

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6...-ew/s400/2.jpg

Trey Strain 12-29-2015 07:15 PM

"Now we go to school!"

-- Ric Flair, when he puts you in the figure four death-lock

buffalorock 12-30-2015 01:11 PM

“There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.”
-Ali Bin Abi Thalib

Fearless 01-02-2016 05:01 AM

"The things I do for friends I can't stand..."

-Taskmaster

Trey Strain 01-05-2016 02:30 AM

At the press conference following a tough loss.

Sports reporter: What do you think about your team's execution?

N.C. Stare basketball coach Jim Valvano: I'm in favor of it.

Trey Strain 01-08-2016 08:42 PM

"I bet her skin is as soft as a pocketful of mice."

-- Chester Goode of Gunsmoke, admiring an attractive woman

Trey Strain 01-11-2016 05:15 PM

"The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed."

-- William Gibson

Jeff 01-15-2016 01:53 AM

"Why am I always the last to know?"
-Cobra Commander, 1985

Space Cop 01-15-2016 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trey Strain (Post 916942)
"The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed."

-- William Gibson

Awesome. I love Gibson.

Trey Strain 01-27-2016 06:35 PM

"I didn't mean to kill nobody. I just meant to shoot the son of a bitch in the head and two times in the chest. Him dying was between him and the Lord."

-- R.L. Burnside

Trey Strain 01-27-2016 11:25 PM

All of her quotes are great.

https://www.facebook.com/John.N.Clau...1632331312129/


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