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Trey Strain 01-13-2015 01:14 PM

Your favorite quotes
 
Looks like the old thread disappeared. Let me launch the new one with this:

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last."

-- Winston Churchill

kazzar 01-13-2015 03:30 PM

http://i.imgur.com/DaVSfh6.jpg

Mister Ed 01-13-2015 03:42 PM

"This must be Thursday....I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

-Arthur Dent

Darth_Primus 01-13-2015 03:58 PM

"I'm BATMAN!"

Bruce Wayne

Space Cop 01-13-2015 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Ed (Post 878679)
"This must be Thursday....I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

-Arthur Dent

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-Ford Prefect (same book)

Darth_Primus 01-13-2015 05:19 PM

"I am Groot."

Groot

Jeff 01-15-2015 08:11 PM

H. P. Lovecraft

"I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about."
—HPL in a letter to Mr. Harris, February 25 - March 1, 1929

The_Mad_Dragon 01-23-2015 02:05 AM

“Leslie Knope got her dream job, had kids, and is basically running the world on JJ’s waffles and friendship. What more do you want, Academy? I suppose if Pawnee had an emotionally unavailable nerd in a Flash t-shirt, it could finally get the respect it deserves.”

shots fired by Bustle, on the 2014 Emmy Snubs

Trey Strain 03-07-2015 03:08 PM

"Love is endless."

-- Ronald McDonald

Darth_Primus 03-11-2015 10:27 PM

"Hodor"
-- Hodor

Trey Strain 03-16-2015 02:41 PM

"The worst part about a food fight is that first splash of ketchup on your clean white shirt. After it's well under way, who cares how messy it gets?"

-- Taken from a golf message board

kazzar 03-16-2015 03:34 PM

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The_Mad_Dragon 03-18-2015 06:43 PM

“I really thought you were going to beat Optimus Prime. I mean, I know literally millions of Decepticons have tried for literally millions of years — but I seriously thought tonight was the night, bud.”
—Swindle

Trey Strain 03-24-2015 02:32 PM

"If you're a fool and you know it, you and I will be friends. If you're a fool and you don't know it, you and I will be enemies."

-- Trey Strain

The_Mad_Dragon 04-08-2015 01:40 AM

“English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.”

Terry Pratchett

The_Mad_Dragon 04-13-2015 12:00 AM

“Of course, Granny Weatherwax made a great play of her independence and self-reliance. But the point about that kind of stuff was that you needed someone around to be proudly independent and self-reliant at. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.”
— Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

Fearless 04-13-2015 01:14 AM

"Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

-Mr. White (Reservoir Dogs)

Trey Strain 04-27-2015 10:26 PM

"People are full of shit. They want to see something dark. People want to feel close to it and in on it, but, of course, only from the distance of their suburban homes. They want to have the benefit of comfort, security, safety, respect, and at the same time the privilege of watching something out of control -- even promote it being out of control -- as long as we can be secure that we're not accountable for it."

-- Boxing trainer and analyst Teddy Atlas

Trey Strain 05-21-2015 10:37 PM

"Butane is a bastard gas."

-- Hank Hill

Fearless 06-13-2015 05:01 PM

"Although I believe organized religion is just another political movement designed to control the masses, it doesn't mean God doesn't love me."

-Jack Hodgins (Bones: The Man in the Fallout Shelter)

Trey Strain 07-03-2015 01:44 AM

"You kinda look like the dogs have had you up under the house."

-- Chester Goode, of Gunsmoke, to an outlaw.

Fearless 07-05-2015 04:27 PM

"Never look down on a man unless you're helping him to get up."

-Walt 'Clyde' Frazier

TazzMission 07-31-2015 03:34 AM

What if you stopped asking questions?
Ratboy: What if you weren't such a dick?
Alex 'Tig' Trager: What if, when we're done here, we go to your house and I rape your mama?
Ratboy: What if you find her on top of your dad, slamming a big black dildo in his ass, while he's calling out my name?
[pause]
Alex 'Tig' Trager: Nice touch.
Ratboy: Thanks.

Trey Strain 07-31-2015 03:46 AM

"Adam Sandler is just a lot of poo jokes."

-- Hank Hill

Trey Strain 08-01-2015 02:39 PM

"I don't see any bolts in his neck."

-- Roddy Piper, when he was introduced to the Great Khali.

Fearless 08-06-2015 02:57 AM

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?' Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'"

-Charlie Brown

Trey Strain 08-19-2015 02:43 PM

"I'll make Ric Flair pay through the nose for that. And when Flair pays through the nose, he PAYS!"

-- Roddy Piper

Trey Strain 08-26-2015 07:33 PM

"I heard that their father, Lee Harvey Osmond, like, killed one of the presidents."

"Yeah, yeah, I heard that too."

Butt-Head and Beavis while watching a video of the singing Osmonds.

Trey Strain 09-02-2015 03:36 AM

"We goan git down, an' we goan git funky like a monkey. An' we goan do it in PUDLIC, eef you weel."

-- Dusty Rhodes

Trey Strain 09-02-2015 12:59 PM

"And if we ain't got no monkey, we goan get funky anyway."

-- Dusty Rhodes

Trey Strain 09-09-2015 02:35 PM

"I'd be willing to be choked a few times to have him on my team."

-- Seattle Supersonics head coach George Karl, in reaction to Golden State Warriors player Latrell Sprewell's choking his coach, P.J. Carlesimo, on the sidelines during a game.

Jeff 09-28-2015 09:55 PM

"What a man does for pay is of little significance. What he is, as a sensitive instrument responsive to the world's beauty, is everything!"
—HPL in a letter to Maurice W. Moe, January 1929
(Photograph is Lovecraft and Moe, July 18/19, 1936.)

Trey Strain 09-29-2015 07:17 PM

"Space Mountain is the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the longest line!"

-- Ric Flair, likening his penis to the Disney attraction.

Jeff 10-07-2015 03:47 AM

“Are you okay?” he asked, fighting down the urge to give her a hug.

Her eyes went wide and she gave an involuntary headshake. “Me? What are you talking about? You almost got eaten twice and you’re asking about me?”

Max Hawthorne, Kronos Rising

Trey Strain 11-10-2015 01:37 PM

"Be a man and get a Rolls-Royce!"

-- Ric Flair to Dusty Rhodes

Trey Strain 12-25-2015 10:54 AM

"Howyfield got a widdle nick on his eah. Whut's da pwobwem?'

-- Mike Tyson

Trey Strain 12-26-2015 05:29 PM

"Only assholes hate fruitcake."

-- Trey Strain

(Let the outrage commence!)

Space Cop 12-26-2015 08:21 PM

I'm really picky with desserts. Although I like most fruit and I like some nuts, I hate either in a dessert, which makes fruit cake absolutely unappealing. Make of that what you will.

I'm more of a salty snack fan anyway.

Jeff 12-27-2015 05:36 PM

"I knew you had potential, lad."

Kup to Rodimus Prime after saving the universe from Unicron in The Transformers: The Movie.

Space Cop 12-27-2015 08:28 PM

"That makes no sense and so do I."

―Daffy Duck

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