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Old 10-12-2014, 02:17 AM   #1
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Default The White Man's Black Penis Envy Thread

Due to the excessive amount of derailment going on in the Weird News thread, derailment caused by a high number of white men who are envious of the enormous size of the Black Penis, this topic needed to be created.

The purpose of this thread is to safely vent the excessive amount of penis envy certain members of this message board (WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!!!) have regarding the Black Penis. That means nobody is to point fingers and laugh themselves hoarse.

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Old 10-12-2014, 02:19 AM   #2
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Due to the excessive amount of derailment going on in the Weird News thread, derailment caused by a high number of white men who are envious of the enormous size of the Black Penis, this topic needed to be created.

The purpose of this thread is to safely vent the excessive amount of penis envy certain members of this message board (WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!!!) have regarding the Black Penis. That means nobody is to point fingers and laugh themselves hoarse.

You may continue.

well hey good for the black guys but us whities have a good size wile the asians have the smallest so better than what they have
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Well, if this saves "my" legitimate news thread, I welcome it.
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i don't believe it, this topic got it's own thread now
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I'm curious who the "high number" is supposed to be. I only counted one expressing envy...
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The title of this thread should be changed from "The White Man's" to "IonFan's."

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Old 10-12-2014, 02:20 PM   #7
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Wait, I thought it was IonFan.
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Old 10-12-2014, 02:27 PM   #8
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Oh sorry. I had a brain malfunction. I fixed that.

I think it has to do with his "girlfriend" having so many black customers. Or something like that.
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Old 10-12-2014, 02:29 PM   #9
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The title of this thread should be changed from "The White Man's" to "IonFan's."
Tazz didn't start this whole topic. He commented, but he didn't judge an entire group of the male population on this planet based upon skin color.

I can only speak for myself- I feel bad for guys with big ones, because ANY person (male/female) will tell you the God's honest truth- if it's too big, it hurts like a mother.





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Nope. Tazz didn't start this whole topic. He commented, but he didn't judge an entire group of the male population on this planet based upon skin color.

I can only speak for myself- I feel bad for guys with big ones, because ANY person (male/female) will tell you the God's honest truth- if it's too big, it hurts like a mother.






You replied too fucking fast. I fixed that.
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Old 10-12-2014, 02:47 PM   #11
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I'm curious who the "high number" is supposed to be. I only counted one expressing envy...
once word gets out about the black transplant they'll be more (most from Asia)

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I think it has to do with his "girlfriend" having so many black customers. Or something like that.
she says she does do black, h@ll she even said if i get the black transplant she'd stop seeing me

she just doesn't understand the need i have to do the "helicopter" in slow motion (think about it )
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Old 10-12-2014, 03:09 PM   #12
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You replied too fucking fast. I fixed that.
Fixed. I just wanted to make sure Tazz's name was cleared in the actual birth of this whole topic, even though he has added some rather indecent comments. *Glares at Tazz*
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Fixed. I just wanted to make sure Tazz's name was cleared in the actual birth of this whole topic, even though he has added some rather indecent comments. *Glares at Tazz*
95% of Tazz's posts are indecent :/
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Relax, Student of Doom. I am working on it.
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Old 10-12-2014, 03:32 PM   #16
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Old 10-12-2014, 04:10 PM   #17
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95% of Tazz's posts are indecent :/
that may be true but i wasnt the one to derail the weird news thread by talking about black dicks. ion set himself up for that one
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Old 10-12-2014, 05:07 PM   #18
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Can a mod just kill this please?
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Yo.

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I can only speak for myself- I feel bad for guys with big ones, because ANY person (male/female) will tell you the God's honest truth- if it's too big, it hurts like a mother.





.....speaking from experience, eh?






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I think stuff like this really isn't drawing traffic to this web site.
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Can a mod just kill this please?
why?

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that Doom old buddy is her problem

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I think stuff like this really isn't drawing traffic to this web site.
i think us showing our respect to what the black man has has nothing to do with lack of traffic to the MB "my friend"
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Old 10-13-2014, 02:55 PM   #22
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Relax, Student of Doom. I am working on it.
student of doom? bro you really have your work cut out for you with him

dudes to conservative to be a follower of doom
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Old 10-13-2014, 03:42 PM   #23
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WOW.

TBH soon as I saw the title I knew it was because of Ionfan, and I have no idea of what is going on in that other thread.

*Has a look now*

So Ionfan thinks a lot about black cock while he is at work. He discusses this daily with more of his pretend black friends. This guy certainly does not make up his stories. I 100 percent believe his words.



It's good to see he is getting more creative, his whore thread has been getting stale recently.
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WOW.

TBH soon as I saw the title I knew it was because of Ionfan, and I have no idea of what is going on in that other thread.

*Has a look now*

So Ionfan thinks a lot about black cock while he is at work. He discusses this daily with more of his pretend black friends. This guy certainly does not make up his stories. I 100 percent believe his words.



It's good to see he is getting more creative, his whore thread has been getting stale recently.
well i guess thats because his whore is stale
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Old 10-13-2014, 03:51 PM   #25
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Seriously? A penis envy thread?



There's my laugh. Now, someone close this down.
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