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Old 05-15-2021, 05:23 AM   #2551
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We're just old Jeff.

I cant keep the cute generational codenames straight. All I know is every generation since WWII has been worse and worse since the baby boomers started the decline. We're at trash level quality humans now.

I'm fully ready to embrace Caesar and the apes taking over.

Yeah.....I think you're right, man.



I don't know what this world has even come to anymore....I just found out a week ago there are over 70 "official genders" now. WHUT? The tumblr kids from 10 years ago are taking over.


I'm ready for the cryo-tube. Wake me up when we have the cure for cancer and everything else.
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Old 05-22-2021, 12:38 AM   #2552
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At 88, what is a life sentence to him?

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...175900845.html
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Pakistan fast food staff arrested for not giving cops free burgers
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Old 06-19-2021, 12:49 PM   #2554
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After being handcuffed together for 123 days to save their relationship, a Ukrainian couple breaks up
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Old 07-10-2021, 12:43 AM   #2555
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Conservative app GETTR has been hacked multiple times, but apparently that's the least of its concerns.

Troll accounts are flooding it with Sonic the Hedgehog pornography.

I cannot believe this is real, and yet it is.
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Old 07-10-2021, 01:28 PM   #2556
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I heard this on the news last night as I was passing by the living room... I think we're taking this PC sensitivity a bit too far, but hey, what do I know?


https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/09/s...l-society.html
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Old 07-10-2021, 06:17 PM   #2557
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I heard this on the news last night as I was passing by the living room... I think we're taking this PC sensitivity a bit too far, but hey, what do I know?


https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/09/s...l-society.html
I guess Stevie Nicks will have to re-record that song: "You see your Romani..."

And Cher will have to re-record "Romanis, tramps and thieves..."
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Old 07-12-2021, 09:11 PM   #2558
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There's a company, I think in Australia, that turns the teeth of dead loved ones into jewelry.

They sell this stuff from hundreds to thousands of dollars.
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Old 07-13-2021, 12:32 AM   #2559
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A $62M lottery ticket was sold at Tori Liquor in Van Nuys. Hell, for $62M you could buy Van Nuys.

https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1...oiowDnoECFAQAw
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Naked woman gets stuck between buildings.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/to...nia/vi-AAM7ZZw
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So, it's not just Americans with the ridiculous lawsuits.

Woman sues McDonald's after complaining that a cheeseburger advert was so irresistible it caused her to break her fast during Lent
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Old 08-08-2021, 02:51 PM   #2562
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She and the lunatic who has eaten 32,000 Big Macs and kept all the packages and receipts for fifty years should turn it into a class action lawsuit.
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Old 08-08-2021, 04:37 PM   #2563
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A man was arrested on suspicion of stealing more than 700 pieces of women's underwear from coin laundromats

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The cops searched Tetsuo Urata's home after a 21-year-old college student accused him of pilfering her underwear at a laundromat.

The local police told the media they had not confiscated "such a large number of panties in years."
I had to include the bullet point for that last quote.
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This isn't the only site of its kind, but damn it, I'm mentioning it first:

https://www.saynotosmokedetectors.com/
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Old 09-08-2021, 11:36 PM   #2566
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This isn't the only site of its kind, but damn it, I'm mentioning it first:

https://www.saynotosmokedetectors.com/
I love this part: "NONE of the FOUNDING FATHERS had smoke detectors in their homes!"
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https://www.saynotosmokedetectors.com/
I enjoyed the link to www.saynotonotstabbingyourself.com
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I sent the first site to my older sister and her reaction was basically, "I don't have time for this shit."

Some people just don't understand.
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Old 09-18-2021, 12:38 AM   #2569
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Oh my god.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-...e-penis-length
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Old 09-18-2021, 05:59 PM   #2570
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Gators on Meth? It's happening in TN.


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ators-n1030291


(I was torn between posting this here or in the animal thread....but decided here because it's human stupidity at work. If only this had happened in FL)
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Back in my day, we had these awesome things called rulers which we used to take measurements with. And every man knew you started at the bottom base of your Johnson.

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Back in my day, we had these awesome things called rulers which we used to take measurements with. And every man knew you started at the bottom base of your Johnson.

Or a tape measure. That was probably some weird torture that a dominatrix subjected him to, and he didn't want to admit it to the doctors and the nurses.
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I'm not sure if Woody Allen would be proud, but here it is: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jens-ha...nkId=133609624
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