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Old 07-09-2010, 02:23 AM   #1
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Default White trash facial features?

I was having a discussion with a friend, and he said that white trash facial features exist and are discernable.

Do you folks agree? And if so, how would you describe those features?
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Old 07-09-2010, 02:28 AM   #2
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I think it's genetic. To me, white trash always LOOKS like white trash. You know how people say don't judge a book by its cover? Fuck that, you absolutely can!

Seeing a mullet is a sure sign of white trash, but that's self inflicted, not genetic.

How about fat people with oddly fat foreheads? You know what I'm talking about, the human Martian Manhunter beetle brow.
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Old 07-09-2010, 02:31 AM   #3
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I read a book by William Manchester, and he says the same thing. He says you can usually tell the working class people in England by their facial features.
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It's the same with a lot of "types" of people. Good looking women for example. If you see a woman with a great body and awesome hair from a distance or from behind, odds are good that she's going to have an attractive face when you get a look.
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And why do most people that LOOK like they are stupid, usually prove my intuition RIGHT when they open their mouths?
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ok..better on topic I agree I think you sometimes can spot what would be called" White trash" by facial features alone sometimes.
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living in Kentucky, there are definite traits to discover when looking for white trash. Non-connecting facial hair is a good one to look out for. Fucked up teeth, and/or jaw bones.
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living in Kentucky, there are definite traits to discover when looking for white trash. Non-connecting facial hair is a good one to look out for. Fucked up teeth, and/or jaw bones.
It's something more than bad grooming or diet or apparel. It's something that's INNATE in such people. I can't really put my finger on it, but I know it when I see it.

I think it's something like Down syndrome, although less debilitating and more common. It's not just about intelligence either. It also involves a low investment in children and a cluelessness about their social presentation.
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living in Kentucky, there are definite traits to discover when looking for white trash. Non-connecting facial hair is a good one to look out for. Fucked up teeth, and/or jaw bones.
Don't forget about the Rat tail.

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Don't forget about the Rat tail.

not so much anymore. Mullets really aren't in style like they used to be either.
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not so much anymore. Mullets really aren't in style like they used to be either.
I would say it depends on where you go. I remember one time, I was in a bowling alley and it was as though I walked into the land of the mullet.
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I think it's something like Down syndrome, although less debilitating and more common.

This. The down syndrome thing really makes me think it IS genetic. White trashy people with white trashy physical traits tend to mate with others like them and breed children who will do the same. You can see it in their face, posture, and how they carry themselves. Even if you change their clothes you can still tell, because you can't polish a turd.
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I usually will look to the whole family before I say white-trash. For instance, while walking through Wal-Mart, I noticed a family talking loudly about buying "Junior" some underwear. "Junior" looked anywhere from 17 to 23 and had zero facial expression, just an odd stare of non-intelligence. Mom and Dad and one other (?) looked short and dumpy, I got the feeling that these people were beyond stupid... perhaps dangerously stupid.

All the while, "Junior" just stood there staring like an empty shell.
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It's the same with a lot of "types" of people. Good looking women for example. If you see a woman with a great body and awesome hair from a distance or from behind, odds are good that she's going to have an attractive face when you get a look.
I totally disagree with this. WAY to many times have a friend of mine and I been at the mall or just out somewhere, and some chick catches our eye. We give approving nods and tell-all glances, then as she slowly turns around...

It's a Butter-Face. Everything's great.... but her face. Happened a few days ago. Chick looked good from behind, turned around, and had a nose like Tucan Sam.



What's the definition here for "white trash"? Are we just talking low-income, forced into a trailer park? Or are we talking innately stupid with no class? 'cause Bush and Charlie down there fit the latter but not the former.

Of course, I've known plenty that could fit BOTH types.
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I was leaning more to a corrupted gene pool, something below average, cannibal inbred hillbillies being the lowest on the chart.

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White trash people tend to wear their masks incorrectly -- either below their nose or all the way below their chin. And they're not trying to be jerks. They just do everything half-assed. It's in their DNA.
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Covid-19 has exposed the astonishing lack of self-awareness these people suffer from. I've seen several of them have their mask pulled up outdoors, go indoors and pull it down, then go back outdoors and pull it back up.
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