Reality TV Draft Rd1: America's Next Top Cyborg vs My 600-lb Life

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

Maverick GL Presents...

Starring




Cyborg Superman (Hank Henshaw)
Deathlok
Cable
Darth Vader
Cyborg Superman (Zor-El)
The Borg (Judging panel)

Hosted by:

Motoko Kusanagi "The Major"

Five super powerful cyborgs battle it out in various competitions to see who will become the new leader of the Borg Collective. Each have their own motivation for wanting control over The Borg in order to spread their influence across the universe. Hank Henshaw wants a universe devoid of life. Deathlok wishes to end corporate tyranny and raise up the poor and downtrodden. Cable aims to create a power base that will allow all of mutant kind to live without fear of persecution and bring hope for a brighter future. Darth Vader wants complete control over the universe, his Galactic Empire being the sole authority with him at the helm. Zor-El seeks absolute perfection, with himself as the perfect model all things must strive to emulate.

Who will the Borg choose as it's new Hive Leader? Who will they assimilate into another mindless drone?

Hosted by the beautiful and deadly Motoko Kusanagi, find out who will achieve their dreams as leader of the Borg, and who will end up in the scrapheap. It all happens on Americas Next Top Cyborg!

VS

W.West Presents...




Starring




Blob
Kingpin
Volstagg
Fat Bastard
Fat Albert
Jabba the Hutt

Each 60-minute episode tells the powerful story of one morbidly obese individual. Some are home-bound, relying on care just to live day to day.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

We all know that Mav's show ends with the Borg picking the judge as their Queen, and just assimilating the contestants, right?

West broke with expectations by NOT choosing The Biggest Loser with that lineup, and I respect that. On the other hand, I don't think I could stomach watching an entire episode devoted to the daily life of some of those folks.

Hmm...

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

We all know that Mav's show ends with the Borg picking the judge as their Queen, and just assimilating the contestants, right?



Hmm...

No no, the Borg is the Judge of the show, one of the other five will then become leader of the Borg.

Still...why did I have to be paired up against West first off? Dammit...

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

No no, the Borg is the Judge of the show, one of the other five will then become leader of the Borg.

Sorry, I meant the Host. They'll just make the Host their Queen and assimilate all the others.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Mav. If I'm gonna be assimilated, I want a say in just who is assimilating me.

[Marvelous Iggy God Of Turtles Find all posts View Profile Close Marvelous Iggy]

I would throw up if I actually saw a show about people who are 600 pounds.

Mav wins

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

Fatcists.

[Marvelous Iggy God Of Turtles Find all posts View Profile Close Marvelous Iggy]

Obese people are revolting to look at man. Think of the childern.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

Fatcists.

Can you honestly say you would enjoy watching an entire show devoted to what Fat Bastard does all day? You've got a stonger stomach than I.

(Jabba's daily life is probably pretty unappetizing as well. The rest would probably be fine, though.)