Reality TV Draft Rd1: Tough Enough vs Couples Therapy

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Sylent Assassin Presents...



Tough Enough...for Golden Guys




Host: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Jonathan Goldsmith as The Most Interesting Man in the World
Bruce Campbell as Sam Axe as Chuck Finley (Burn Notice)
Sean Connery as John Matrick Mason (from The Rock)
Clint Eastwood as Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino)
Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes
Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)

A group of ornery, crotchety, old guys compete for time in the bathroom to take their medication, the remote control, the last beer, lime jello, conjugal visits and nap time. All once tough, proud men, now must face the harsh reality that they are headed to their twilight years, and must face off against each other for the title of Tough Enough.

VS

Not Kuhan Presents...







Starring

Giant Man & Wasp
Black Panther & Storm
Mr. Fantastic & Invisible Woman

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

I'm going with Sylent because that's what I'd rather watch. I might be more attracted to the Couples Therapy if I had a better handle on what issues those particular couples would be dealing with, but I'm not a Marvel guy, so if that was part of the appeal, it is going over my head.

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I'm going with Sylent because that's what I'd rather watch. I might be more attracted to the Couples Therapy if I had a better handle on what issues those particular couples would be dealing with, but I'm not a Marvel guy, so if that was part of the appeal, it is going over my head.

lol Well Ant Man hits his wife and Sue is constantly cheating on Reed with Namor. Black Panther and Storm, I dont know.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

I had heard about the Ant Man thing. Didn't know about Sue and Namor, though.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Couples Therapy seems like a hoot, and the arguments that could ensue would be just amazing to hear.

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Couples Therapy wins because Sylent chose some loser from a terrible tv show over iconic grumpy action heroes like John McClane!

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lol Well Ant Man hits his wife and Sue is constantly cheating on Reed with Namor. Black Panther and Storm, I dont know.

Well there is that whole she's a mutant/X-man and a Phoenix possessed mutant/X-man destroyed almost all of Wakanda.

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Couples Therapy wins because Sylent chose some loser from a terrible tv show over iconic grumpy action heroes like John McClane!

Oh, piss off! Bruce Willis is too young for this group... and Sam Axe is not a loser! Polagize' to the great Chuck Finley!

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Oh, piss off! Bruce Willis is too young for this group... and Sam Axe is not a loser! Polagize' to the great Chuck Finley!

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I think wife swap would have been more exciting than couples therapy.