Warriors Bar & Grill

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

Pssst sylent you see this primus's wife bought him porn at the bookstore

LOL! Somehow, I highly doubt that.

Not at Borders, but she has before, at the Tokyo Airport and another time at a London Train Station.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

I had a blood test for the first time in my life this morning. Damn wife. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but that needle was pretty thick. They made me take a urine test too. Since it was the first time I went this morning, my pee looked like Old English 800.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

I had a blood test for the first time in my life this morning. Damn wife. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but that needle was pretty thick. They made me take a urine test too. Since it was the first time I went this morning, my pee looked like Old English 800.

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

What did it smell like?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

I didn't smell it... and since I wasn't eating Super Golden Crisp, the smell wasn't potent.

[projectile Sidekick Find all posts View Profile Close projectile]

Awww man, I got a jury duty letter

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Doesn't mean you have to serve. You just have to appear... and then say, "serving will be an extreme financial burden" and they'll dismiss you.

The last time I had to appear, I had already made travel plans to be in a wedding so I was excused.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

But remember you can only get excused three times then you have to do it. At least in NY.

[TheGoatLantern Beta-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close TheGoatLantern]

If you tell them your a bigot and self loather they may let you off

[MasonACBB Corps Honor Guard Find all posts View Profile Close MasonACBB]

If you tell them your a bigot and self loather they may let you off

I was gonna say, wear a rebel flag trucker hat and a nazi jacket and I think you'll get off.

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Depending on what court he goes to down here thats standard attire.


you can mail the form back to them and tell them its a financial hardship.


Back when I had a job that paid for going to Jury Duty, i always went I didnt care.

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

Yeah, I'll still get paid for jury duty. So, I wouldn't mind it as I would read comic books all day.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Does your race ever embarrass the hell out of you?

Over the weekend, my wife and I went to Chipotle for some Barbacoa burritos. This Black family in line in front of us were talking loudly in ghetto slang. They looked like refugees from the Jerry Springer show complete with fat lady, loud kids and the wannabe thug gangsta. It was damn near humiliating hearing them speak. With every sentence, I felt they set us back another 5 years. I wanted to tell them all to STFU, but didn't want to get cussed out and shot... and you know you can't tell a Black woman to STFU.

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Did they leave a tip?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

LOL! You don't leave tips at Chipotle... but the way they were speaking, probably not.