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  • The 23 Brightest and Dimmest Members of the Green Lantern Corps

    Comics Alliance has an article in which they rank 23 members of the GLC.

    The last place is Sonya Blade, Hal ranks way too low, Kyle (while I love him) ranks a bit too high, and #1 is just so... well, see for yourself. Don't care about the ranking. Care about the commentary:

    Laira is somehow managing to give even Jack T. Chance a run for his money as the most '90s Green Lantern of all time.

    Soranik's competence and toughness (not to mention the fact that she's so far managed to date Kyle Rayner without having a piano dropped on her or something) makes her one of the most likable Green Lanterns ever.

    You know those really aggressive commercials for yogurt where there's some old dude in a sweater vest and glasses eating yogurt in a library and then a kid with a skateboard kicks over the Large Print section and slams a serving of yogurt into his mouth from a tube while guitars wail a power chord, and it rocks the old dude so hard that his yogurt explodes and the kid's like IN YOUR FACE OLD MAN? Kyle Rayner is pretty much just like that, but we love him anyway.

  • #2
    If I wanted to hear fans talk about Green Lantern I'd join a GL Themed Message board.

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    • #3
      I can't believe Daffy is ranked as high as he is.

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      • #4
        I'd say #1 is accurate.
        MEH

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        • #5
          BATMAN? BATMAN? BATMAN? I could see "In Darkest Knight" Bruce Wayne, but not Earth-1 Batman!

          And also, fucking So-damned Yat?

          Daffy?

          This makes no sense. Do they even READ comic books or is it like "This guy has Superman's powers AND he's Green Lantern." or "The Goddamned Batman with a GL Ring? EPIC! Number 1!"
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          Originally posted by W.West
          DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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          • #6
            most............retarded...........list........... ......ever! really hal is near the bottom and daffy and bats are at the top wtf?!
            The Daleks you have the ability to instill great Fear welcome to the Sinestro Corps.
            Response--- Wel---come? No We must Ex--ter---min---ate Sinestro

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            • #7
              Guys, don't hang yourself up over the ranking.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
                Guys, don't hang yourself up over the ranking.
                What else are they supposed to do?
                Something on the internet is different from their own opinion. I mean, that never happens.
                It's just so unexpected for someone on the internet to not share your opinion precisely as you have it.

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                • #9
                  I just thought the commentary about each lantern was funny.

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                  • #10
                    I did too.
                    This doesn't seem to be a serious list, but more of a joke. A joke that pokes on the masturbatory fan boy's nerves.

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                    • #11
                      This is the Green Lantern that threatened to rip the ComicsAlliance staff apart. Some of us (and by "some of us," we mean Chris Sims) are diametrically opposed to the idea that there's something Batman can't do, let alone that he would ever need to be something besides Batman, but others have pointed out that the fact that Batman is the best at everything means that even though he only had the ring for about five minutes, for those five minutes he was the best Green Lantern ever. We are forced to concede the point.

                      Probably THE MOST brilliant logic yet.

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                      • #12
                        Later on he got gray hair and lost a city full of former conquests, so he teamed up with a yellow space bug to kill his friends.
                        Awesome quote.
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                        Winner: Reality TV draft 2014


                        "Weeds. All of them weeds. I am perfection, and I am alone in the garden of the universe." - Cyborg Superman

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                        • #13
                          Batman wins... I like that
                          I Make my Own T-Shirts

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                          • #14
                            List Fail.

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                            • #15
                              "DC - Humor" <-- That's all I needed to see. Daffy fucking Duck ranked ahead of Hal... and Driq?!? That list was a steaming pile of:

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