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  • What lantern do you have a crush on?

    What lantern from all the lantern corps in the DC universe do you have the biggest crush on? If you had to choose a lantern to marry and have children with, who would it be?
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  • #2
    Had a crush on Arisia ever since Hal made out with her in a cave (maybe earlier):



    And thanks to Johns, now, she's legal even here!

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    • #3
      None, cartoon's don't turn me on.
      Originally posted by IonFan
      (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
      Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
      If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
      Originally posted by Quaker
      I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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      • #4
        Probably iolande when she's drawn right.





        I think I may be most fond of her First Flight rendition.

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        • #5
          Have raging bro-crush on John Stewart. Why he isn't the featured lantern at the moment, I'll never know.


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          • #6
            Kyle Rayner hands down.
            I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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            • #7
              Hands down where?

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              • #8
                They should do a my little pony lantern, or an Asian lantern with giant tentacles coming out of her vajayjay, just to give fanboys something to froth at the mouth over.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
                  Hands down where?
                  Oh I think you know
                  I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                  • #10
                    um, the thing is... they're DRAWINGS, you know...

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                    • #11
                      and...
                      I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Spy Smasher View Post
                        um, the thing is... they're DRAWINGS, you know...
                        Don't go being a Debbie Downer smasher. We know Mongul has given you the tinglies downstairs before.


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                        • #13
                          well, maybe if there were actresses playing some of the female lanterns, i could answer that question. i've never had a crush on a drawing though. but wait a minute. wasn't there a movie like from the 1940s where a detective devloped a crush on a painting of a woman?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                            Kyle Rayner hands down.
                            Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
                            Hands down where?
                            Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                            Oh I think you know
                            Oh you two! Up to your bedroom. On second thoughts, A-train, sit in the corner on your own.
                            Originally posted by Spy Smasher View Post
                            um, the thing is... they're DRAWINGS, you know...
                            Originally posted by Spy Smasher View Post
                            well, maybe if there were actresses playing some of the female lanterns, i could answer that question. i've never had a crush on a drawing though. but wait a minute. wasn't there a movie like from the 1940s where a detective devloped a crush on a painting of a woman?
                            Yeah you have a good point there. That's why I didn't put anything down. Don't you think it'd be sad to have a crush on a drawing guys? And I thought I was sad, at least drawings don't give me a hard on.
                            Originally posted by IonFan
                            (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                            Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                            If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                            Originally posted by Quaker
                            I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                            • #15
                              I think it's more sad to think someone's too cool to have a crush on an animated character. No one's asking if you're jerking off to these characters or getting mega raging boners.


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