Please change my name. Doom is dead.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

At exactly 7:15pm tonight, Victor Von Doom died. Reed Richards defeated him and cast him into utter shame. The man who was Doom is now broken and defeated, clinging to what little life he has left in this post apocalyptic Ionbie universe.

Doom is dead.

He only has one name now. Rick Grimes. Please change my name to Rick Grimes. or Broken Man. whatever you feel like.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

ACtually, just Broken Man. Please.

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

Uh-oh, this can't be good.

[Tazer That Evil, Yellow Bastiche Find all posts View Profile Close Tazer]

Yo.

I am disappoint; I had thought Doom made of sterner stuff...........




Tazer

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

No Doom, don't go bye byes!

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

All of this because IonFan was right about one thing?

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

The Doom I know doesn't give up or get defeated. The Doom I know has a formulated plan, and contingencies upon contingencies to always come out victorious. A defeated Doom…I THINK NOT!

[Michael Heide Heide Finition Find all posts View Profile Close Michael Heide]

WTF is this shit?

[myuserid Lantern Hex Find all posts View Profile Close myuserid]

So how did you end up as Night Pain?

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

WTF is this shit?

Whatever it is, it's got me on pins and needles.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

For the record, I didn't request "Night Pain" as a name. That was Daddy Dave's idea. I guess he was a little flustered with me that I asked him to change my name to BrokenMan. I guess he thinks I'm "emo" too from the South park pics.

[d3v1lb0y Red Lantern Black Ops Find all posts View Profile Close d3v1lb0y]

not Emo, just Goth ..goth kids channeled Edgar Allen Poe, ooppss I mean Night Pain

HAhaHAhaHA

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[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

For the love of God, will someone *PLEASE* just change my name to BrokenMan and get rid of that fucking "you guys are posers!" shit under my name? (Unless I'm at the post point where I can do it myself. In which case I have no idea where that field is.)

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

You're lucky BDD didn't change your name to "Hemorrhoid", with the underneath title as "pain in the ass." Oops! Did I say that?

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

Could somebody explain this whole situation for us poor, oblivious types?