The Star Wars Thread

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

That's bantha poo doo!

That's what she said when I......


Ahh, never mind. I honestly could never pull off that joke.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

If I was in Star Wars, I'd have to be a Sith.

I'd be Porkins.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

I'd be Porkins.

I will not hear such nonsense.

Why are you selling yourself so short? Your wisdom at least puts you in the ranks with General Madine, or Admiral Ackbar.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

What sort of fuckery is this? He didn't make a sacrifice; he was too bullheaded to realize he was doing things wrong. Feh. Doom scoffs at this absurdity.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

I love Porkins! Wish he had a bit more screen time!

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

If he'd just done what Luke's bestie told him to do, he would probably have lived.

+ YouTube Video

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Jesus, here just click on this

https://youtu.be/YGwYj4AqB6Q

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

^It really doesn't look like pulling up would've helped. Nope, he heroically soldiered on even in the dace of certain death.

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

I'd make a pretty good Sith. Although, I'd be opposed to killing younglings.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

^It really doesn't look like pulling up would've helped. Nope, he heroically soldiered on even in the dace of certain death.

If he had done what Biggs said, he could have bought himself time to make it back to the main fleet, just like Wedge did.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

Everybody always thinks they're in a significant role (since there's only two Sith, that's really significant). But wouldn't the vast majority of us be the guy who does the day shift who's on the elevator when Luke and Han break in? The guy who sells power converters at Tosche Station? The bar tender who doesn't sell to droids? The guy who cleans off R2D2 and puts him in the ship with a plunger on a crane?

If he had done what Biggs said, he could have bought himself time to make it back to the main fleet, just like Wedge did.

Maybe. Maybe his problem was a catastrophic failure while Wedge's was a minor navigational problem. Stop trying to rob Porkins of his glory!

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Oh for the love of God....

This is gonna be one of those "Legendaryzilla vs. Rubbersuitzilla " situations, isn't it?

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

Everybody always thinks they're in a significant role (since there's only two Sith, that's really significant). But wouldn't the vast majority of us be the guy who does the day shift who's on the elevator when Luke and Han break in? The guy who sells power converters at Tosche Station? The bar tender who doesn't sell to droids? The guy who cleans off R2D2 and puts him in the ship with a plunger on a crane?

Yeah, there aren't a lot of examples in the Star Wars saga of the devoted family man. As soon as they have one, that's the guy I'll be.

(Uncle Owen comes closest, I guess, but he seems pretty gruff. I don't usually do gruff...)

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Everybody always thinks they're in a significant role (since there's only two Sith, that's really significant). But wouldn't the vast majority of us be the guy who does the day shift who's on the elevator when Luke and Han break in? The guy who sells power converters at Tosche Station? The bar tender who doesn't sell to droids? The guy who cleans off R2D2 and puts him in the ship with a plunger on a crane?

Probably. But if I get the chance to move to AGFFA, I'm going to have loftier goals than I had in THIS one!