I wonder what the actor thought about receiving the name "Porkins." Might as well call him Porky Pig or Fat ass.
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For those of you that don't want to spring for the Han Solo refrigerator:

This is the $60 custom painted Han Solo in carbonite toilet seat available from eBay seller derbycovers. It's only printed and painted though, it's not actually 3-D, so if you thought this was going to be a cheap way to experience sitting on Han Solo's face, think again. I know, I was *this close* to clicking the 'Buy It Now' button too. Oh well, looks like it's time for plan B. "Which is?"
1. Buy a Han Solo Halloween mask
2. Fill it with silicone rubber
3. ????
4. Masturbate
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I can't remember if I bought a Porkins action figure. I think I did, but not 100% sure.
Porkins might have been a great fighter pilot until he met the wrong woman or man (not sure of his sexuality) and his heart was broken and so he ate himself to the way he was. I mean, Porkins could have been the star QB of his high school football team and score 4 touchdowns in a single game.You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!
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Ho, ho, ho? Jabba the Hutt is the perfect holiday lawn ornament
Providing the perfect complement to those unintentionally disturbing Star Wars porch light covers, there’s now an enormous inflatable Jabba the Hutt to adorn your lawn and annoy your neighbors.
Sold by ThinkGeek (of course), the Bloated One is 6 feet tall by 10 feet long, making him just about life-size. In short, he’s perfect for that Return of the Jedi diorama you were envisioning for Christmas. (Ho, ho, ho, indeed.)
Unlike the actual Jabba, who presumably required a lifetime to reach his impressive girth, this one inflates in minutes. It also comes with stakes, so it won’t drift down the street, reminding everyone of that best-forgotten scene from the special edition of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
It’s available for purchase for $169.99.

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Addition: he was also available in a Yavin Pilot pack. As a single figure, he's roughly worth $10-15, carded.
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Admiral Ackbar Confirmed for Star Wars: The Force Awakens
in an interview with The Australian, actor Tim Rose confirmed rumors that he's returned to the franchise to reprise the role of Admiral Ackbar in Episode VII: Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The character, who famously exclaimed, "It's a Trap!" was a fan favorite due to his exceedingly alien nature and oft-quoted one-liner.
Rose said he's "very frustrated" by the secrecy surrounding the film, but excited to be back in the role, despite the difficulties.
"It takes a unique sort of masochist to ever want to do it in the first place. But the joy of doing it is the joy of animatronics, and that's taking the foam latex, an inanimate object, and making people think it's alive," Rose said. "I'd like to think I gave Ackbar something special which you can tell. I think you can. I can tell when I see my friends who do specialised and full body suit work no matter what character they go into; I can tell you exactly who it is because I know their movements so well."
The character of Ackbar has appeared in other media, including a young version in Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and appearances and mentions in books and comic books. The recently released Star Wars: Aftermath, which takes place after Return of the Jedi, includes references to the Admiral. He also appeared in the Marvel Comics mini-series Princess Leia.
The actor also hinted that fans of his last appearance should be very happy with the new movie.
"What I can say about the new movie is that if you were a fan of the original three, you're going to absolutely love this one to bits," Rose said. "You can expect a smorgasbord of people you love."
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get your ky jelly and some tissues your going to want to jerk off to these
NYCC 2015: First Look At New STAR WARS Toys From Hasbro han solo!
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fuck the haters this kid is a great actor and ff should NOT crap on his image
Lucasfilm May Be Considering Michael B. Jordan For The New BOBA FETT
fter his alleged behaviour on the set of Fantastic Four, Josh Trank was fired by Lucasfilm and the Star Wars Anthology movie he was set to direct was pushed back to an unknown date (Phil Lord and Chris Miller's solo outing for Han Solo will now open in 2018 instead). It's been widely reported that the spinoff was set to focus on Boba Fett, and The Wrap's Jeff Sneider confirmed that in the latest episode of the Meet the Movie Press Podcast (via Latino-Review). However, he had another very interesting titbit to add. Apparently, before choosing Furious 8, Straight Outta Compton helmer F. Gary Gray was under consideration for that movie focusing on the iconic Bounty Hunter, and Boba may have been black, with Lucasfilm at one point considering Fantastic Four and Creed star Michael B. Jordan for the role (which may explain why Trank was under consideration).
But wait, the Boba we met in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones wasn't black! Well, think back to that rumour from around a year ago that someone else will be wearing the armour, and this makes a lot more sense. It also confirms that this spinoff will take place after the events of Return of the Jedi, and this would be a very interesting direction to take the character in. As beloved as Boba Fett was, he never had much of a personality, so Lucasfilm do indeed have a ton of freedom to what they want with him. Still, all of this should be taken strictly as a rumour for the time being, so don't go lighting your torches and rooting around for your pitchforks just yet! What do you guys think?
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