PIRATES VERSUS NINJA'S!

[lanternut]

PIRATES! Does the word "GUN" mean nothing to you people?!

You have to see something before you can shoot it

[Fearless]

Ninja's all the way

Lies.

Some can even CATCH A BULLET WITH THEIR TEETH /LAST DRAGON.

NO. Not REAL ninajs. In a REAL fight, a REAL, REAL fight, PIRATES win. After all, Ninjas were nothing more then farmers who took up fighting. Pirates were military strategists before their turn to crime.

Ninjas also have magical ninjutsu powers

You watch too much Naruto.

[Lantern A-train]

See my previous post

[Fearless]

PIRATES! Does the word "GUN" mean nothing to you people?!

[Limelantern]

Seriously, have you seen Stallone kill a few hundred pirates with only his bare hands? Nope, ninjas, about every tuesday.

And this isn't even counting all the sick ninja beatdowns by Van Dammme and Dolf Lundgren. Those two with a 2x4 with a nail in it and a lead pipe can take out any ninja in the room.

[The_Mad_Dragon]

Meh, whenever this comes up everyone always assumes that the fight will be the superpowewrful magical ninjas that can transform into dragons and giant robots vs. the moronic bufoon pirates from Peter Pan or something.

Noone seems to remember that in almost every movie that has them, ninjas die by the thousand. James Bond has wiped whole clans off the face of the earth. and he only uses a .22 Beretta. No hero character has ever killed the thousands and thousands of Pirates like the great ninja massacres.

So, your argument is that niinja's suck?

Congratulations. You just won the first panel of the next GLCMBWebcomic.

[GL_2814]

Pirates. 'Cause when's the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?

[Limelantern]

Meh, whenever this comes up everyone always assumes that the fight will be the superpowewrful magical ninjas that can transform into dragons and giant robots vs. the moronic bufoon pirates from Peter Pan or something.

Noone seems to remember that in almost every movie that has them, ninjas die by the thousand. James Bond has wiped whole clans off the face of the earth. and he only uses a .22 Beretta. No hero character has ever killed the thousands and thousands of Pirates like the great ninja massacres.

[Willpower]

Ninjas: they don't get scurvy and they have hotter women

[xionice]

Ninjas. They have Snake Eyes and Ninja Turtles

[DEMONXER0]

Sorry buddy, you know I got yer back on most things, but the age old question of ninjas vs pirates, the outcome is always the same. Ninjas, all the way.

[The_Mad_Dragon]

1 to 4? REALLY, INTERNET?

[lanternut]

[Lantern A-train]

Ninjas also have magical ninjutsu powers

[The_Mad_Dragon]

Right. And pirates eat magic fruit that gives them freaky ass super powers.