Hookers & Pictionary

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

i think i'll let Butters and Riley sum up everything for ya'll

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btw for the record i do want to take her out sometime, i want to do more then just f@ck her brains out

You still don't get it, do you? The point isn't that we think you're a sucker for spending money on this girl. As you've said, every relationship takes time and money to work. But you, IonFan, take this concept and twist it around, equating a continual paying-out of funds to your prostitute as a legitimate relationship, as her having legitimate feelings for you.

She does not want you, she wants your money.

She does not love you, she loves your money.

She probably does like you, in a gay best friend sort of way or even a friendzoned pal, but she sure as hell loves your money even more than that.

Because that's her job. And you're her client. And we think it's hilarious.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Assuming you are actually capable of fucking her brains out.

First thing I thought of after reading his statement.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Because that's her job. And you're her client. And we think it's hilarious.

It's more sad, than anything else, really. IonFan is like the old lady at the casino slot machine that constantly pours in money, hoping for the ultimate payoff that never comes. She knows the odds of winning are remote, yet she keeps playing because there's a slim chance of hitting the jackpot.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

It's more sad, than anything else, really. IonFan is like the old lady at the casino slot machine that constantly pours in money, hoping for the ultimate payoff that never comes. She knows the odds of winning are remote, yet she keeps playing because there's a slim chance of hitting the jackpot.

You don't laugh at them? It's just me..?

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

It's more sad, than anything else, really. IonFan is like the old lady at the casino slot machine that constantly pours in money, hoping for the ultimate payoff that never comes. She knows the odds of winning are remote, yet she keeps playing because there's a slim chance of hitting the jackpot.

She has a better chance of a huge jackpot than IF does at getting blowjob

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

I don't know, he's at second base now. If he can just get past Pudge...

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

*DEADPL EDIT*

Note: Deadpools did not edit this.

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

Or rape.

He could tie her up, put her head in a stuck position, put one of the bondage mouth things that keeps her mouth open, and then stick his little fellow in her mouth.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

I know, I have issues.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

ProTip: Delete that post and any remnants.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

IonFan may find it useful though.

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

Nah, it's best to just act like it didn't happen.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

ProTip: Delete that post and any remnants.

Lol @ "Pro tip". Makes me feel like I am at Guitar Center getting advice on what gear/equipment I should use.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

He's blocked me anyway, so he won't be able to read my wisdom.

We might as well act casual.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

ProTip: Delete that post and any remnants.

Lol @ "Pro tip". Makes me feel like I am at Guitar Center getting advice on what gear/equipment I should use.

it reminds me of Viz Comic's "Top Tips". :P