Hookers & Pictionary

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

forgot to add this one was *free* (my tax money came back to me just in time)

Why did your tax money make it free?

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

duh i used that money to pay for it

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Oy vey

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

I think this might be my favorite segment of Hookers & Pictionary

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

So you used your "free" money that the US government returned to you after jacking it from you in the first place. And by the end of the day you got choked the fuck out by a prostitute. And you're already daydreaming about your next date...


Yep, this thread just got all kinds of awesome.

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[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Doom! I was just thinking about you the other day (don't worry, I wasn't on the shitter), thinking I hadn't seen you in a while! Good to see you!

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

So you used your "free" money that the US government returned to you after jacking it from you in the first place. And by the end of the day you got choked the fuck out by a prostitute. And you're already daydreaming about your next date...


Yep, this thread just got all kinds of awesome.

In his defense that's how most Americans see their tax rebate.

Doom, you saucy minx, welcome back!

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

ok i'm all for getting a woman off and all but this is the 2nd time she's tried to choke me out , and this time she used both her hands to do it, she only stopped after she seen this quote unquote "weird look on my face" IT WAS ME TRYING TO BREATH YOU B!TCH

Did you tap out?



She may have tried this with another "client" and figured that you would be into it. Some men gain sexual gratification from being choked during sex. Having your oxygen restricted is supposed to enhance the orgasm, from what I've read. You should have said something after the first time she tried it, or at the very least, gave her a "safe word."

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Love some Dodge.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Having your oxygen restricted is supposed to enhance the orgasm, from what I've read.

Yeah, READ that somewhere!

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Be careful with that.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/25259604/...t#.U07NZUbn_ow

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

How is this relevant exactly? Who was choking who during sex in this article? Did I miss the part in IF's story somewhere where they got into a fender bender while she was choking him during sex?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Yeah, READ that somewhere!

If a woman tried choking me out during sex, she'd get knocked out. Homey don't play that.



Had to look it up for the technical term:

Erotic asphyxiation or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. The sexual practice is variously called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia. Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

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