Hookers & Pictionary

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

So you used your "free" money that the US government returned to you after jacking it from you in the first place. And by the end of the day you got choked the fuck out by a prostitute. And you're already daydreaming about your next date...

1) something like that yeah

2) i didn't get choked out

3) i keep telling y'all she isn't a prostitute, she's an escort, their/they're/there's a difference

4) 2 weeks from today

Did you tap out?

oh ha-ha, no i was too busy giving it to her and trying not to head toward the light lol

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

Even I think chocking during sexual activities is weird and I'm as kinky as fuck.

[Michael Heide Heide Finition Find all posts View Profile Close Michael Heide]

Did you tap out?



You should have said something after the first time she tried it, or at the very least, gave her a "safe word."

Great, now I'm imagining IonFan getting choked to death, blue in the face, tongue sticking out, desperately trying to remember the safeword.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Master Po told Grasshopper to stop that, but he didn't listen. IonFan is headed down the same path.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

...Had to look it up for the technical term:Erotic asphyxiation or ...autoerotic asphyxia...

I was trying to think of that term when I reference my late teacher, but forgot it. In X-Files a psychic told Mulder that was how he'd die.

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Great, now I'm imagining IonFan getting choked to death, blue in the face, tongue sticking out, desperately trying to remember the safeword.

Odds are his safe word is either bring or I love kyles ass.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

Or "I'll give you that extra $5"?

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Doom! I was just thinking about you the other day (don't worry, I wasn't on the shitter), thinking I hadn't seen you in a while! Good to see you!

Thank you, sir, and quite honestly, even if you were on the shitter, I would take that as a compliment since that is where some of the greatest thinking is done. It is good to see you, too. I was thinking about your 12" Star Wars figures the other day and how cool that pic was that you took.

Doom, you saucy minx, welcome back!

Oh, YOU......YOU just couldn't let me go, could you? Saucy Minx. Don't tease me with your sexy ways, Johnny. Evil Temptress. You know I'm a fool for you.

Love some Dodge.

*about to shock the world*
DOGE > everything else in the world. Including Doom.

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

DOGE > everything else in the world. Including Doom.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

*about to shock the world*
DOGE > everything else in the world. Including Doom.

Is this foreshadowing about a future metamorphosis? ...Is Doom to become DOGE?

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Is this foreshadowing about a future metamorphosis? ...Is Doom to become DOGE?

Quite Possibly......

I may be destined to become the greatest living internet meme on the planet.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Such amazement.

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

Pssh you'll go back to being Doom within a month, and that day shall be glorious!

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Pssh you'll go back to being Doom within a month, and that day shall be glorious!

I don't have any plans of asking for yet another name change; after the last fiasco, I will just leave it at where it is. I'm Just Jeff.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

ok i'm all for getting a woman off and all but this is the 2nd time she's tried to choke me out , and this time she used both her hands to do it, she only stopped after she seen this quote unquote "weird look on my face" IT WAS ME TRYING TO BREATH YOU B!TCH

2) i didn't get choked out

Either she choked you or she didn't. First you say she choked you to the point of your face turning red, then you say she didn't. You need to get your story straight, "my friend."