alien spaceship to come this november - will bring milk and cookies

[Frank Castle Alpha-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Frank Castle]

Another alien thread by Tazz what a surprise, I get the feeling you fantasize about this every day.

Are aliens out there? Maybe, the universe is a big place, but you really need to stop filling your head with bullshit articles, and even more so in posting them.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

interesting and i hope to god they abduct me

I thought their goal was to search for intelligent life........

[Orion Pax Iolande's Bodyguard Find all posts View Profile Close Orion Pax]

So they are on the outside of the Solar System and will be arriving in the fall? What the fuck are these aliens driving a '78 Pinto?

Ha!

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

I saw this thread, and all I could think of was Tazz showing up on one of those "goodbye" videos those cult members with the bowlcuts made before they hopped a ride with the aliens on the tail of that comet. It was back in the 90s. Anyone remember that? They all looked like casting rejects from Dumb And Dumber.

(Tazz waves at camera with shit eating grin) "Goodbye everybody!!!"

Do NOT hop on any comet tails Tazz. You belong to US now.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

So they are on the outside of the Solar System and will be arriving in the fall? What the fuck are these aliens driving a '78 Pinto?

"Dudes, we just got in from Gootan and we are so tired."

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

I saw this thread, and all I could think of was Tazz showing up on one of those "goodbye" videos those cult members with the bowlcuts made before they hopped a ride with the aliens on the tail of that comet. It was back in the 90s. Anyone remember that? They all looked like casting rejects from Dumb And Dumber.

(Tazz waves at camera with shit eating grin) "Goodbye everybody!!!"

Do NOT hop on any comet tails Tazz. You belong to US now.

Tazz dont like apple sauce.


That happened here in San Diego, so we all remember it.




And if the aliens attack we'll just send in Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith to take care of it. Might be uncomfortable for a day or 2, but we'll be ok.

So they are on the outside of the Solar System and will be arriving in the fall? What the fuck are these aliens driving a '78 Pinto?

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

This thread is 26 days behind schedule.

[Mister.Weirdo Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Mister.Weirdo]

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

I saw this thread, and all I could think of was Tazz showing up on one of those "goodbye" videos those cult members with the bowlcuts made before they hopped a ride with the aliens on the tail of that comet. It was back in the 90s. Anyone remember that? They all looked like casting rejects from Dumb And Dumber.

(Tazz waves at camera with shit eating grin) "Goodbye everybody!!!"

Do NOT hop on any comet tails Tazz. You belong to US now.

fucking eh dave i admit that made me laugh

[Abin Surly or ewe sirius Find all posts View Profile Close Abin Surly]

So they are on the outside of the Solar System and will be arriving in the fall? What the fuck are these aliens driving a '78 Pinto?

Maybe they'll "back in" and explode...problem solved.

Tazz dont like apple sauce.

Maybe he'd prefer the tangy taste of some nice "Jonestown punch".


BTW...your source is the Weekly World News???????????

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

This story is bullshit... and screw the aliens. I'm still waiting for the Killer bees to get here from Africa. They've been telling us that for YEARS.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

This story is bullshit... and screw the aliens. I'm still waiting for the Killer bees to get here from Africa. They've been telling us that for YEARS.

[Abin Surly or ewe sirius Find all posts View Profile Close Abin Surly]

I think Mr. Morrison said it best:

[TheGoatLantern Beta-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close TheGoatLantern]

Just remember kids "The GOOTAN CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN' TA FUCK WIT!"

[Razorgod Anti-Monitor Find all posts View Profile Close Razorgod]

This story is bullshit... and screw the aliens. I'm still waiting for the Killer bees to get here from Africa. They've been telling us that for YEARS.

The killer bees have been in Texas for about ten years now. However, it's not as bad as the movies from the mid 80's warned us they'd be.