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[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

Is this the first they've complained about the show? Because if so, that seems kind of ludicrous, given some of the horrible stuff I've heard about (and seen, thanks to your stupid gifs, Tazz) being on the show.

If they didn't complain about that stuff, it seems kind of silly to complain about this, IMHO. But really, given the time slot, it seems a bit odd to be complaining about it at all on behalf of children (which is their focus, right?).

im not a parent but common sense says this isnt a kids show at all. another reason why they have it on late at night plus multiple tv ma warnings

we live in a age now where parents dont give a shit what there kids watch. i personally have been to movies that are rated r and violent and a young parent couple in there 20's would have there 5 year old watch it with them.


ed if you remove all the violence from the show you would love the writting because it has a hamlet story. heck i just posted a video in the gay thread about how one of the members is in love with a transvestite. you watch that scene and you will see how powerful it is.


heres the video im talking about. it isnt violent. its just deep shit

+ YouTube Video

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Baby born with 8 limbs

Thousands have flocked to see a baby born with four arms and four legs in India, reported Central European News (CEN).

The baby, dubbed “God Boy” by his parents because they say he looks like an Indian God, was born in Baruipur, a city in India's eastern West Bengal State.

“When he first came out we couldn't believe it,” an unnamed relative told local TV. “The nurses said he was badly deformed, but I could see that this was a sign from God.”

“In fact, this is a miracle, it's God's baby,” the relative said.

The village is being overrun by curious believers from across the region.

“When we first heard about God Boy we were slightly skeptical,” Chukka Roa, 67, who came from a neighboring village, told CEN. “When we eventually saw a pic of the child it was a wonder. This is truly the son of the Hindu God Brahma, who also has four arms and four legs.”

Police say they are having trouble controlling the crowds.

“This is a freak baby and it is tragic, there is nothing Godly about him at all,” a police spokesman told CEN. “Hundreds are crying in the streets, hundreds of others are praying and setting up camp here.” The spokesman said he'd never seen anything like the crowds in his whole career.

Medics say the birth defect is actually the result of the remains of the baby's twin being joined to him in the womb – a condition referred to as a parasitic twin.

“This is similar to the way that conjoined twins form,” Dr. Manny Alvarez, senior managing editor of health at FoxNews.com and chairman of the department of obstetrics and gynecology and reproductive science at Hackensack University Medical Center in New Jersey said. “With conjoined twins, you have two living fetuses that are attached either by the head, abdomen or legs. [With a parasitic twin] it's the same principle, except there is a malformation of one of those twins. As a result, the twin never fully develops and is then partially encased in the living fetus.”

The family understands the excitement and interest in their newest member.

“It is only natural that people want to see the God Baby,” the family member told CEN.

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Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted

BERKELEY, CA—Citing compelling fossil evidence that the prehistoric species died suddenly and treacherously, paleontologists at the University of California, Berkeley announced Monday that dinosaurs were almost certainly killed by someone they trusted. “Our findings indicate that someone, we don’t know who, spent at least 150 million years gaining the confidence of dinosaurs before abruptly betraying them and taking their lives near the end of the Cretaceous Era,” said lead researcher Professor Janet Bower, adding that dinosaurs likely had an innately innocent and unsuspecting nature that this individual could exploit to get within easy striking distance. “The distribution and condition of dinosaur bones strongly suggests that these creatures died without a struggle and that they had been caught totally off-guard by an individual they naively considered a friend. Those that had time to regard their killer were no doubt absolutely shocked.” Bower went on to suggest that if the mightiest creatures to walk the face of the earth could be wiped out by letting someone get close to them, humanity could too.

Must have been one of those hot teachers the schools hired during the Cretaceous class.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pal...view:1:Default

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Anyway, back to celebrity hijinks ...

Jaden & Willow Smith Give Bizarre 'NYT' Interview

I can't pretend that I know their current status, but I do know that, earlier on, they were involved in a cult of some sort; Kevin Smith talked about it on one of his Hollywood Babble-On episodes, and it involved fighting zombies if I recall correctly... I had a good laugh. Their cult sounds like some really entertaining stuff.

Baby born with 8 limbs

*tries really hard to swallow the Spider-Man joke brewing in the back of his mind*

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Michael Phelps’ alleged girlfriend says she was born intersex



Ok, 2 issues with this:


1. "Alleged" girlfriend? Unless this is a publicity hoax, I'm pretty sure Phelps would want that cleared up, either way.


2. This is one of those things that you kind of need to put on your dating resume, because, just as this girl is about to find out, keeping secrets like this can hurt people read bad.

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Town Reportedly Nixes Winnie the Pooh Mascot Over 'Dubious Sexuality'


winnie the Pooh is a hermaphrodite, exposes himself in public, and has no business being around children.

Officials in the Polish town of Tuszyn (around 87 miles southwest of Warsaw) were deciding on a mascot for its town playground, when the classic children's character was suggested as a candidate. They decided to rule Winnie out, because he's an "inappropriately dressed" bear of "dubious sexuality."

Sure, Winnie is a honey junkie who spends most of his time with a chronically depressed donkey and a suspiciously energetic tiger, and if you don't want your kids hanging with that sort of crew, then fine. But if you don't want Winnie at playgrounds because he doesn't wear pants and has no external genitalia, you're living in the past, my friend.


According to the Croatian Times, members of the Tuszyn town council were having this totally reasonable conversation about Winnie's biological sex and choice of outerwear when one of them decided it was worth recording and leaking to media. We all owe this person a debt of gratitude. Because now we know the following things about the members of the Tuszyn town council.

Resident and councillor Ryszard Cichy apparently believes this about Winnie: "The problem with that bear is it doesn’t have a complete wardrobe. It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children."

An unnamed official apparently knows why: "It doesn’t wear underpants because it doesn’t have a sex. It’s a hermaphrodite."

And another resident, councilor, and human who lives on this Earth, Hanna Jachimska, apparently blames Winnie's creator, Alan Alexander Milne: "This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."

We also learned that some members of the Tuszyn town council are biased against intersex individuals. So there's that.

Winnie's out of the running for playground mascot, but as the councilors move forward with the decision-making process, they should consider that their no-pants rule excludes nearly every cartoon character ever invented, except for Goofy, who rocks an orange turtleneck sweater, charcoal vest, blue slacks, and laceless brown shoes. Classy.

This story was first published by GlobalPost.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

What the actual heck? He's a freakin' bear. He's a STUFFED bear, to boot. In the books, he doesn't even wear a shirt, that's a Disney addition. None of the animals wear ANY clothes most of the time in the books, IIRC. Good thing the town council didn't get their hands on THAT smut, eh?

I'm curious when was the last time they saw a picture of a REAL bear where its genitalia was clearly visible? Heck, we used to have 8 cats when I was a kid. I don't recall their genitals being noticeable, either (it was the dogs that were the perverted exhibitionists ).

I'd love to think the folks on this council were joking around. I can certainly imagine people with a certain sense of humor having such a bizarre discussion with tongue firmly in cheek. The implication seems to be that they were serious, though.

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I like the whole "dubious sexuality" title....it reminds me of a 50's schlock horror movie...

"It will terrify you....it will haunt you....IT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM!!!!
Do you think you can withstand (ominous horn section)
THE DUBIOUS SEXUALITY OF MR. ED?" (screaming ensues)

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THE DUBIOUS SEXUALITY OF MR. ED?" (screaming ensues)

We need to pester Dave to alter Ed's title to "Dubiously Sexual," if only for a couple days.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

I like the whole "dubious sexuality" title....it reminds me of a 50's schlock horror movie...

"It will terrify you....it will haunt you....IT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM!!!!
Do you think you can withstand (ominous horn section)
THE DUBIOUS SEXUALITY OF MR. ED?" (screaming ensues)

Hey now, when did I get dragged into this "dubious sexuality" thing? I've never even BEEN to Poland!

Or were you talking about the actual horse? I bet they'd never go for HIM as a mascot. Not only does he not wear any pants, he's also a gelding. Imagine how they'd react to THAT!

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

We need to pester Dave to alter Ed's title to "Dubiously Sexual," if only for a couple days.

Sigh. Well, if you must, I'm going on vacation next week, so I'll probably not be on as often. That would be the time to do it.

But I'd wager Dave has better targets for that sort of shenanigans lined up.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

I like the whole "dubious sexuality" title....it reminds me of a 50's schlock horror movie...

"It will terrify you....it will haunt you....IT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM!!!!
Do you think you can withstand (ominous horn section)
THE DUBIOUS SEXUALITY OF MR. ED?" (screaming ensues)

how long till they deicide scooby and shaggy are stoners and ban that?

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how long till they deicide scooby and shaggy are stoners and ban that?

Aren't they?

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

Aren't they?

well between eating all the time and a talking dog it would not suprise me. there is also a theory fred is a closet homosexual

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Hey now, when did I get dragged into this "dubious sexuality" thing? I've never even BEEN to Poland!

I'm just bustin ya, bro.

Really, you could put anyone's name in there for the same effect.
"The DUBIOUS SEXUALITY of DOCTOR DOOM!!!"

...wow, after typing that, very scary fanfics came to mind.....

We need to pester Dave to alter Ed's title to "Dubiously Sexual," if only for a couple days.

I think it's been over a year since Dave fucked around with me, so I will take one for the team. It's my turn up at bat. He can change my name and title to whatever he wants. Just as long as he doesn't call me "Domachev" everything will be copacetic.