Last film you saw, vol. 6

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Its wierd that the makers of glee have such fucked up minds with some of the stories theyve done. My wife watches it and Ive seen a few of them but I cant get into it enough to watch full seasons though.

Huh i did not know the glee creators did ahm. I read like seasons 1-4 are the best. The most recent 1 is with aliens

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Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)
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“People have always been keen on watching people die . . . ”
—Alright for PG-13. If you've seen the first and like it, worth seeing. If not and you're interested in the concept (people in an escape room which turns out to be for life and death), check out the first first.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
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“Making more things go boom before 9 AM than most people do all day.”
—My recent Joe move and arrival of a few more Classified figures led me to watch this yet again. Still my favorite live-action adaptation of the franchise. If it weren't for the nostalgia of the animated movie, I'd call it my favorite.

Men in Black 3 (2012)
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“Told you to trust the pie.”
—Completed re-watching the trilogy while I still have Instant Netflix.

[Rifftrax:] Star Wars Episode VI (Special Edition): The Return of the Jedi (1983/1997/2010)
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“Thanks for getting hundreds of guys to just stand around while I arrive. Good luck figuring out a way to increase productivity.”

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Silent Venom (2009)

"I hate snakes." - Luke Perry, R.I.P.

Not gonna lie, this a B movie through and through, possibly the bottom of the barrel with all its tackiness, stupid dialogue, and dumb story line, which is this: a U.S. sub is sent to Asia to pick up 2 scientists on a highly classified mission and return them back home. What the crew (and head scientist) doesn't know is that the cargo is full of 20 venomous snakes, including 2 large CGI rendered mutants of a rattler and some other species. Of course, some idiot gets curious and the next thing you know, it's "Snakes on a Submarine". What is so pitiful, to me, is that the snakes shown to be "venomous" are anything but (except for the 2 CGI duds). I mean even a layman would know the basic difference between poisonous and non-poisonous species. So the villains in question are mostly King Snakes, Constrictors like Boas and Pythons, Corn Snakes, even Garter Snakes. And of course every time there's a snake shot, you hear tail rattles and heavy hissing. In that sense, it's dumb and dumber. The actors, including Mr. Perry, did a satisfactory job with the weak dialogue they were given, but the main human villain was so over the top I was rooting for the snakes. It was actually his fault all these serpents were brought aboard against the orders of his direct superior, who was only to bring 5 snakes.

So the cheese factor is high.

But the one thing this movie did wonderfully was give me claustrophobia with snakes hiding everywhere on a sub with small/tight quarters. I get a chill up my spine every time I see one in the yard, so watching this gave me the sensation of being surrounded...confined in a small room in the dark with 20 snakes. That would make me pee my pants in public. I haven't experienced this feeling in a very long time. Best I can describe it's like Alien '79 X 10.

So if you have time to spare and want a shock to the system, I think this one will do it for ya, despite all its detractors.

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Red Army (2014)
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"Everybody was afraid. It's understandable. It's like in a dark room, trying to find a dark cat."
-Decent documentary about Soviet hockey. I'm not a sports fan, but I like a good documentary and am intrigued by stories behind the Iron Curtain.

G.I. Jane (1997)
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“I like you better when I drink.”
—25th anniversary. Don't have a copy, but it was free (with commercials) on Tubi. Man, Moore was fit then (not that she's let herself go or anything). Good stuff. Glad I took the time (had to fit it around a meeting I had to attend) to re-watch.

Silent Venom (2009) . . . Not gonna lie, this a B movie through and through, possibly the bottom of the barrel with all its tackiness, stupid dialogue, and dumb story line . . .

When I watched G.I. Jane last night on Tubi, I glanced at what was new there and thought of you. They had one called Shark Side of the Moon about Nazi experimented bipedal sharks left on the moon. If I didn’t know it was going to be a bunch of crappy CGI, that would’ve been enough to grab me. I mean, what a great title.

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When I watched G.I. Jane last night on Tubi, I glanced at what was new there and thought of you. They had one called Shark Side of the Moon about Nazi experimented bipedal sharks left on the moon. If I didn’t know it was going to be a bunch of crappy CGI, that would’ve been enough to grab me. I mean, what a great title.

Yup, watched it, CGI was not that good, story was weird, it's one of those movies you watch then don't know what to think about it, so you don't waste your time and just move on. I give credit to Tubi for making their own movies, but they have a long road to travel before they get to Netflix quality standards.

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Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
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"Did the lawyer split?"
-Last day on Instant Netflix and the last day I had Instant Netflix; so, I wanted to re-watch.

Foxcatcher (2014)
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"When we fail to honor that which should be honored, it's a problem."
—Good, but sad movie. I can't speak to the historical accuracy except what I see online (which is that they took a number of liberties especially with the timeline).

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Hellraiser 1984. I saw it for the first time last year and with the remake dropping in October i thought hey do Hellraiser trilogy

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Did a double feature with my horror-watching friend:

Hush (2016)
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"When you wish you're dead that's when I'll come inside."

Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (1989)
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"It was a really good idea."

Hellraiser 1984. I saw it for the first time last year and with the remake dropping in October i thought hey do Hellraiser trilogy

You probably know this, but there's more than 3 Hellraiser movies. Still, the first three is probably a good place to stop.

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You probably know this, but there's more than 3 Hellraiser movies. Still, the first three is probably a good place to stop.

Yep i know i heard the sequels past the trilogy are as horrible as the criminality on hunter bidens laptop

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Ghoulies (1985)
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“They call me Dick, but you can call me Dick.”
—Watching Movie Dumpster’s podcast on #3 put me in the mood to rewatch the movies. Since I only have this on VHS (with no working VCR now) and don’t have #2 at all, I hit those just before they expired on Tubi.

Double Team (1997)
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"Oops. Air ball."
—Can't remember if I saw this back in the day, but man it's disjointed and unnecessarily convoluted (like with the Colony that seems a ripoff of The Prisoner) for an otherwise simple kidnap/revenge flick.

Yep i know i heard the sequels past the trilogy are as horrible as the criminality on hunter bidens laptop

Several of them started as non-Hellraiser scripts that the studio made into Hellraiser sequels to get made. You can tell, too, because Pinhead usually just shows up for a minute.

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Hellraiser 2. Im a little confused . So is where leviathan is hell? I never read the novella

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Ghoulies II (1987)
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“Have you seen my little Muffy?
-Who hasn’t?
I mean my kitten, musclehead!”

The Losers (2010)
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"And why should I trust you?
-Because if I were lying, I wouldn't have used the words suicide mission."

Hellraiser 2. Im a little confused . So is where leviathan is hell? I never read the novella

It's complicated and it's been a while since I watched them, but in that world, I'd say the world of the Cenobites is the Hell in so far as it exists. One of the last post-Bradley films doubled down on that interpretation by introducing angels.

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It's complicated and it's been a while since I watched them, but in that world, I'd say the world of the Cenobites is the Hell in so far as it exists. One of the last post-Bradley films doubled down on that interpretation by introducing angels.

That would be 3 his last correct? Also with the rummblings of a new Friday the 13th film next year i like a direct sequel to Jason goes to hell where he is in hell the whole film. One of the ideas to end Freddy vs Jason was have pinhead split them up wile in a ring of entrails saying gentleman what is the problem. Imagine what Jason Could be fighting

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Killer klownz from outer space. Had to rewatch do to the game being announced. I hope if a sequel or tv series is made wich was rumored for a decade i want to see there homeworld. How would that look? Also universal studios has a horror night with them as a theme so something is happening with the i.P with all this new merchandise and promotion happening

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Operation Mincemeat (2021)
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“But alongside that war, another war is waged. A battleground in shades of gray, played out in deception, seduction, and bad faith.”
—Based on the real-life counter espionage plot to convince the Nazis we weren’t landing Sicily.

The Last Blockbuster (2020)
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"I walk into the video store and I'm like, Oh. This is where I'm normal."

Ironically, watched this on Netflix. I liked it more than I expected. I thought (and kind of heard) that they would white wash the corporate nature of Blockbuster and ignore the Mom and Pop video stores that I loved, but they didn't 100% do that and the one that survives is much more of a Mom-and-Pop store with the name. Recommend.

That would be 3 his last correct? Also with the rummblings of a new Friday the 13th film next year i like a direct sequel to Jason goes to hell where he is in hell the whole film. One of the ideas to end Freddy vs Jason was have pinhead split them up wile in a ring of entrails saying gentleman what is the problem. Imagine what Jason Could be fighting

Not sure if you're asking if he's only in the first three or if they've done three without. Either way, Doug Bradley as Pinhead appears (however briefly in some cases) in the first 8 movies and they have (so far) done 2 without him (Revelations and Judgment).